*"MY SEX DREAM WITH DARIUS RUCKER"*
OK SO THE DREAM STARTED OUT WITH ME JUST SITTING AT A COFFEE SHOP. I THINK IT MIGHT OF BEEN STARBUCKS, BUT I'M NOT SURE, IT'S REALLY NOT IMPORTANT. ANYWAYS I WAS JUST SITTING THERE SIPPING ON AN ICED COFFEE, I THINK IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN HAZELNUT BECAUSE I LOVE HAZELNUT ICED COFFEE AND THAT'S WHAT I WOULD ORDER AT STARBUCKS. SO ANYWAYS AFTER SITTING IN THIS COFFEE SHOP FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES, I'M PRETTY SURE I WAS MEETING SOMEONE THERE, AND NO IT WAS NOT DARIUS RUCKER, I DON'T THINK. ANYWAYS I PICKED UP MY PHONE TO MAKE A CALL AND I DON'T KNOW WHO I CALLED I JUST SAID TO THEM THAT, "YOU NEED TO GET OVER HERE QUICK, WE NEED TO TALK". NOW THE MORE I THINK ABOUT THIS DREAM THE MORE I THINK THAT I WAS WAITING FOR DARIUS RUCKER. SO OBVIOUSLY BY THIS POINT I ALREADY KNEW DARIUS RUCKER AND I HAD TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT SOMETHING. SO THE PHONE CALL I MADE WAS TO DARIUS RUCKER AND RIGHT BEFORE I HUNG UP THE PHONE THAT WAS THE EXACT MOMENT WHEN DARIUS RUCKER HAD WALKED IN. SO DARIUS WALKS IN THE COFFEE SHOP AND SITS DOWN RIGHT ACROSS FROM ME. AFTER HE SITS DOWN HE SAYS, "WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT". NOW I IMMEDIATELY SAY, "US". NOW IT'S WEIRD I KNOW, AND STAY WITH ME HERE GUYS I PROMISE THE WEIRD SEX IS COMING UP. SO AFTER I SAID, "US", WE BOTH JUST KIND OF STARRED AT EACH OTHER VERY AWKWARDLY. AFTER THE AWKWARD MOMENT I SUDDENLY REALIZE THAT SOMETHING HAD HAPPENED I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT, BUT IT HAD TO BE BIG THAT I JUST HAD TO TALK TO DARIUS RIGHT AWAY. SO DARIUS SAYS TO ME, "DO YOU WHAT TO GET OUT OF HERE", AND WITHOUT HESITATION I SAY, "SURE". SO AFTER WE BOTH LEAVE TOGETHER I THINK HE TAKES ME TO HIS PLACE. AND RIGHT WHEN WE WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR WE ALL OF A SUDDEN JUST START MAKING OUT. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, REALLY PASSIONATELY TOO. LIKE DARIUS IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND PUSHED ME UP AGAINST THE WALL. WE JUST CONTINUE TO MAKE OUT AND THEN WE START TO TAKE OFF OUR CLOTHES AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AND THEN DARIUS PICKS ME UP AND CARRIES ME TO THE BEDROOM, AS WE ARE STILL MAKING OUT. LIKE WE HAVE NOT STOP MAKING OUT FROM THE MOMENT WE HAVE WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR. SO WE GET INTO THE BEDROOM AND HE IMMEDIATELY JUST THROWS ME ONTO THE BED AND THEN THROWS HIMSELF ONTO ME. NOW FOR A MOMENT WE STOP AND HE SAYS, "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS AGAIN?", AND THEN I SAY, "OF COURSE I DO, LETS DO THIS". SO WE TAKE OFF THE REST OF OUR CLOTHES AND HAVE SEX. NOW I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO THE SPECIFIC SEX DETAILS BECAUSE I'M JUST NOT. BUT LET ME JUST SAY THAT IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE MOST AMAZING AND MIND-BLOWING SEX EVER BECAUSE AFTER WE WERE FINISHED WE BOTH SAID, "WOW". I'M SO OBVIOUSLY WE BOTH ENJOYED IT VERY MUCH. SO THE NEXT DAY WE MET UP WITH EACH OTHER AGAIN AND THIS TIME WE MET UP WITH EACH OTHER AT A CHURCH. NOW WHEN WE FIRST SEE EACH OTHER WE GIVE EACH OTHER A LONG WELCOMING HUG. NOW I DON'T THINK IT WAS REALLY A CHURCH, OR MAYBE IT WAS. BUT HERE'S THE WEIRD PART. BECAUSE WHEN DARIUS AND I WALKED HAND IN HAND TOGETHER INTO THE CHURCH IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE A CHURCH ON THE INSIDE. IT LOOKED LIKE A NORMAL CHURCH ON THE OUTSIDE BUT ON THE INSIDE IT LOOKED LIKE A CARNIVAL. LIKE THERE WAS ALL THESE CARNIVAL GAMES INSIDE OF IT AND LITTLE KIDS EVERYWHERE. I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS WEIRD. SO IN MY DREAM ME AND DARIUS JUST KIND OF IGNORE EVERYTHING HAPPENING AND HE TAKES ME TO THIS ROOM WHERE THERE ARE MORE LITTLE KIDS IN IT. ACCEPT IN THE ROOM WE ARE IN NOW THE KIDS WERE WATCHING SOME MOVIE OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE WATCHING IT'S JUST THAT WHEN WE WALKED INTO THIS ROOM ALL THE KIDS HAD BEEN STARRING AT THIS GIANT SCREEN WITH SOMETHING PLAYING. SO DARIUS AND I AGAIN IGNORE THE KIDS AND HE TAKES ME TO THIS OTHER ROOM AND THERE IS A HOT TUB IN IT. I KNOW IT WAS WEIRD, A CHURCH THAT HAD A HOT TUB. BUT I MEAN LIKE I SAID I DON'T THINK THIS WAS REALLY A CHURCH, IT JUST LOOKED LIKE ONE ON THE OUTSIDE. NOW DARIUS AND I START TO KISS, WE STRIP OFF ALL OF ARE CLOTHES AND WE GET INTO THE HOT TUB. NOW WE BOTH ARE SITTING IN A HOT TUB NAKED AND ABOUT TO HAVE SEX AGAIN, AND OBVIOUSLY IT IS HOT JACUZZI SEX. BUT AFTER MAKING OUT A LITTLE DARIUS STOPS AND SAYS, "SO I'M ASSUMING YOU HAVE ENJOYED ME GIVING YOU YOUR VERY FIRST EVER SEXUAL EXPERIENCE". AND THEN I SAID, "YOUR DAMN RIGHT I DID". AND THEN WE BOTH SAID I LOVE YOU TO EACH OTHER AND THEN PROCEEDED TO HAVE THE HOT JACUZZI SEX.
OK WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT. THIS HAS BEEN MY LATEST SEX DREAM I HAD WITH THE COUNTRY SINGER DARIUS RUCKER. I KNOW IT WAS SO WEIRD AND THERE ARE SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS. I HAVE THEM TOO. LIKE THE MOST BIGGEST QUESTION I HAVE IS, "WHY WERE WE HAVING HOT JACUZZI SEX WITH A BUNCH OF LITTLE KIDS RIGHT IN THE OTHER ROOM PLAYING CARNIVAL GAMES", OR WHAT WAS THE BUILDING WE WERE IN, WAS IT A CHURCH OR A CARNIVAL. ALSO WHY DARIUS RUCKER, LIKE I SAID I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY I WOULD HAVE A SEX DREAM ABOUT DARIUS RUCKER. I MEAN I DON'T LIKE DARIUS RUCKER THAT WAY, I LOVE HIM AS A COUNTRY SINGER BUT THAT'S IT, LIKE HE IS AMAZINGLY TALENTED AND I LOVE HIS MUSIC BUT I DON'T THINK OF DARIUS RUCKER IN THAT WAY, I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT DARIUS THAT WAY, OK WELL I SHOULDN'T SAY THAT BECAUSE I HAVE BUT I NEVER REALLY WOULD ACTUALLY GO THROUGH WITH IT. I WOULD IF IT WAS JOE MANGANIELLO OR LUKE BRYAN OR BRETT ELDREDGE. I STILL DON'T KNOW BECAUSE THAT WAS THE MOMENT I HAD TO WAKE UP. ANYWAYS IT IS ALL STILL SO VERY WEIRD TO ME AND I'M STILL THINKING ABOUT IT, ALTHOUGH IT DOES FEEL GOOD TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT. AND WHO KNOWS MAYBE YOU GUYS MIGHT BE ABLE TO TELL ME WHAT THIS MEANS. OH AND FOR THE RECORD I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY DARIUS RUCKER THOUGHT THAT I WAS A VIRGIN, I MEAN MAYBE I WAS IN MY DREAM, BUT JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW I AM NOT A VIRGIN, I MEAN THAT SHIP HAD SAILED A LONG TIME AGO. NOT IN A BAD WAY, I MEAN I'M NOT A WHORE, I DON'T THINK, NO I'M NOT. ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE ENJOYED THIS AND IF YOU LIKED TO THEN PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO LIKE AND COMMENT ON THIS DOWN BELOW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS. ALSO YOU GUYS CAN TELL ME ABOUT SOME OF THE WEIRD SEX DREAMS YOU ALL HAVE HAD ABOUT SOMEONE. ALSO IF YOU LOVE TO THEN YOU CAN ALSO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER, I REALLY WOULD APPRECIATE IT. ANYWAYS I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS SO SO MUCH AND I PROMISE I WILL WRITE TO ALL OF YOU GUYS AGAIN. I WILL SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW. BYE FOR NOW!!!!!!