OK SO AS YOU ALL PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW THAT IT IS ONCE AGAIN THAT TIME OF THE WEEK. YES, IT IS ONCE AGAIN FRIDAY. AND SINCE THAT IT IS FRIDAY THEN THAT MEANS THAT IT IS ALSO TIME FOR ANOTHER ALL NEW EDITION OF A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY". NOW YOU SHOULD BY NOW ALREADY BE FULLY AWARE OF WHAT "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY" IS, AND IF YOU AREN'T ALREADY COMPLETELY FAMILIAR WHAT IT IS THEN YOU SHOULD JUST GO KILL YOURSELF. NO, NO, DON'T ACTUALLY GO KILL YOURSELF. ALTHOUGH BY NOW YOU SHOULD HAVE NO REASON NOT TO ALREADY KNOW WHAT "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY" IS. BUT JUST IN CASE YOU ARE NOT ALREADY FAMILIAR WITH IT THEN I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ALL ONE MORE TIME. SO BASICALLY WHAT "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY" IS, IS THAT IT IS BASICALLY THAT EVERY FRIDAY I WILL CHOOSE FIVE THINGS TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM AND JUST GO CRAZY AND RANT ABOUT THEM ON HOW PATHETIC THESE THINGS ARE. NOW THE FIVE THINGS CAN BE ANYTHING. BASICALLY ANYTHING THAT I FEEL ISN'T THAT RELEVANT THEN I WILL UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IT. SO WITH THAT I HEREBY GIVE YOU ALL THIS WEEK'S ALL NEW EDITION OF A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY":
1.) BALD GUYS
OK SO THE FIRST THING THAT I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS BALD GUYS. NOW I'M NOT SUGGESTING THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH BALD GUYS. I MEAN I'M SURE THERE GREAT. ALTHOUGH I DON'T REALLY LIKE BALD GUYS. I WOULD NEVER EVER DATE A BALD GUY, BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A BALD GUY, OR EVEN FUCK A BALD GUY. I MEAN IT JUST SEEMS A LITTLE WEIRD TO ME. I MEAN WITH BALD GUYS THERE OWN HAIR DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH THEM ANYMORE SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK A WOMAN WOULD WANT TO BE WITH THEM ALSO. ALSO SINCE THEIR HAIR DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO BE ON TOP OF THEM SO WHY WOULD A WOMAN WHAT TO CLIMB ON TOP OF THEM.
2.) BALD GUYS WITH NICE BEARDS
OK SO THIS NEXT THING THAT I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS BALD GUYS WITH NICE BEARDS. NOW WHEN I SEE A BALD GUY WITH A NICE BEARD THEN THIS JUST CONFUSES THE FUCK OUT OF ME. WHEN I SEE ONE OF THESE GUYS IT CONFUSES ME BECAUSE, FIRST OF ALL, LIKE I JUST EXPLAINED, I DON'T LIKE BALD GUYS THAT MUCH, I WOULD NEVER HAVE A RELATIONSHIP, DATE, OR EVEN FUCK A BALD GUY BECAUSE I JUST FEEL THAT THEIR OWN HAIR DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO BE ON TOP OF THEM SO WHAT MAKES THEM THINK I WOMAN WOULD WANT TOO. BUT EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T STAND BALD GUYS, I LOVE I GUY WHO HAS A NICE BEARD. NOW WHEN I SAY NICE BEARD I MEAN I SOFT, NICE, WELL-GROOMED BEARD. NOT TALKING ABOUT PATCHY FACIAL HAIR. JUST A NICE WELL-GROOMED BEARD THAT IS SOFT TO THE TOUCH AND FEELS LIKE A BABY KITTEN, THEN YES I LOVE THAT. NOW THIS IS WHY I GET CONFUSE AND BASICALLY REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN I SEE A BALD GUY WITH A NICE BEARD. I ACTUALLY CAME ACROSS ONE OF THESE GUYS THE OTHER DAY AND I JUST WAS A LITTLE PUZZLED BECAUSE I MEAN I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, I BASICALLY HAD SOME MIXED EMOTIONS. I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, LIKE I DON'T KNOW, DO I LOVE THIS GUY OR DO I HATE THIS GUY? WOULD I FUCK THIS GUY OR WOULD I KILL THIS GUY? ANYWAYS I SORT OF JUST LOOKED THE OTHER WAY. I BASICALLY JUST TRIED NOT TO FOCUS ON THIS GUY SO MUCH, JUST TURNED AROUND AND WENT ON MY WAY. ALTHOUGH I DID KEEP A LOOK OUT ON THIS GUY IN THE CORNER OF MY EYE BECAUSE I WAS HALF ATTRACTED TO THIS GUY AND THE OTHER HALF NOT THAT MUCH.
3.) WHISTLING IN COMMERCIALS
OK SO THIS NEXT THING THAT I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS PARTICULARLY TO ME IS A REALLY ANNOYING ONE. AND THAT IS WHISTLING IN COMMERCIALS. NOW FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T REALLY KNOW IF ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE LIKE ME BUT I CANNOT STAND WHISTLING FIRST HAND. TO ME WHISTLING IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING EVER. I CAN'T STAND IT AND IT JUST REALLY GETS ON MY NERVES. SO PLEASE STOP ALL THE WHISTLING IN THE COMMERCIALS. AND YES THAT'S RIGHT I'M TALKING TO YOU, SMOKY THE BEAR.
4.) PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THEMSELVES SERIOUSLY
OK SO THE NEXT THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO JUST UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THEMSELVES SERIOUSLY. LIKE I CAN'T EVEN DEAL WITH THESE PEOPLE, I MEAN I JUST CAN'T. I SORT OF HATE THESE PEOPLE. IT'S LIKE HAVE SOME RESPECT AND DECEITCY FOR YOURSELF. I MEAN THESE PEOPLE JUST DON'T SEEM HOW TO ACT OR EVEN TH PROPER WAY TO DRESS IN CERTAIN SITUATIONS. NOW I RECENTLY SAW THIS COMMERCIAL. IT WAS THE COMMERCIAL THAT EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT WITH BILLY, THE HUGE GUY, HIMSELF. YOU KNOW THE KIA CAR COMMERCIALS WHERE THEIR FAVORITE CATCH PHRASE SAYS, "IT'S HUGEEE SOUTH WEST FLORIDA, IT'S HUGE!!!!". ANYWAYS THERE IS ALSO A WOMAN WHO NAME IS, GLORIA. SO BASICALLY, STAY WITH ME HERE GUYS, I WAS WATCHING THIS COMMERCIAL AND SHE WAS WEARING THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE, SEXUAL OUTFIT EVER. NOW I'M SERIOUS RIGHT NOW, THE WAY SHE WAS DRESSED WAS SO NOT OK FOR WHERE SHE WORKS. OK EVERYONE KNOWS THAT KIA IS A CAR COMPANY, OK THEY SELL CARS NOT SEX. LIKE I'M BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW LIKE THE WAY SHE WAS DRESSED SHE BASICALLY LOOK LIKE A FANTASY FROM A COWBOY BAR. LIKE SHE WAS WEARING THIS SHORT, SLUTTY, JEAN MINI SKIRT WITH THIS TAN, BUTTON DOWN CROP TOP. I MEAN THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH HER OUTFIT, SHE WAS DRESSED REALLY CUTE, BUT THIS OUTFIT IS SO NOT APPROPRIATE FOR SELLING SOMEONE A NEW CAR.
5.) CHEAP CHOCOLATE
OK SO LAST BUT NOT LEAST OF THIS NEXT THING THAT I WOULD JUST LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS CHEAP CHOCOLATE. NOW CHEAP CHOCOLATE NEVER TASTES AS GOOD AS REGULAR, NORMAL, MAIN BRAND CHOCOLATE. BUT YOU KNOW CHOCOLATE AND CHOCOLATE AND IT GETS THE JOB DONE. AND IT IS STILL SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
OK WELL THERE YOU ALL HAVE IT. THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER ALL NEW EDITION OF A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY". I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE ENJOYED THIS AND IF YOU LOVE TO THEN PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO LIKE AND COMMENT DOWN BELOW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THOUGHT. ALSO IF YOU WOULD LOVE TO THEN YOU CAN ALSO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER. I REALLY WOULD LOVE AND APPRECIATE IT. ANYWAYS I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS SO SO MUCH AND I PROMISE I WILL WRITE TO ALL OF YOU GUYS AGAIN. BYE FOR NOW.
1.) BALD GUYS
OK SO THE FIRST THING THAT I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS BALD GUYS. NOW I'M NOT SUGGESTING THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH BALD GUYS. I MEAN I'M SURE THERE GREAT. ALTHOUGH I DON'T REALLY LIKE BALD GUYS. I WOULD NEVER EVER DATE A BALD GUY, BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A BALD GUY, OR EVEN FUCK A BALD GUY. I MEAN IT JUST SEEMS A LITTLE WEIRD TO ME. I MEAN WITH BALD GUYS THERE OWN HAIR DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH THEM ANYMORE SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK A WOMAN WOULD WANT TO BE WITH THEM ALSO. ALSO SINCE THEIR HAIR DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO BE ON TOP OF THEM SO WHY WOULD A WOMAN WHAT TO CLIMB ON TOP OF THEM.
2.) BALD GUYS WITH NICE BEARDS
OK SO THIS NEXT THING THAT I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS BALD GUYS WITH NICE BEARDS. NOW WHEN I SEE A BALD GUY WITH A NICE BEARD THEN THIS JUST CONFUSES THE FUCK OUT OF ME. WHEN I SEE ONE OF THESE GUYS IT CONFUSES ME BECAUSE, FIRST OF ALL, LIKE I JUST EXPLAINED, I DON'T LIKE BALD GUYS THAT MUCH, I WOULD NEVER HAVE A RELATIONSHIP, DATE, OR EVEN FUCK A BALD GUY BECAUSE I JUST FEEL THAT THEIR OWN HAIR DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO BE ON TOP OF THEM SO WHAT MAKES THEM THINK I WOMAN WOULD WANT TOO. BUT EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T STAND BALD GUYS, I LOVE I GUY WHO HAS A NICE BEARD. NOW WHEN I SAY NICE BEARD I MEAN I SOFT, NICE, WELL-GROOMED BEARD. NOT TALKING ABOUT PATCHY FACIAL HAIR. JUST A NICE WELL-GROOMED BEARD THAT IS SOFT TO THE TOUCH AND FEELS LIKE A BABY KITTEN, THEN YES I LOVE THAT. NOW THIS IS WHY I GET CONFUSE AND BASICALLY REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN I SEE A BALD GUY WITH A NICE BEARD. I ACTUALLY CAME ACROSS ONE OF THESE GUYS THE OTHER DAY AND I JUST WAS A LITTLE PUZZLED BECAUSE I MEAN I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, I BASICALLY HAD SOME MIXED EMOTIONS. I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, LIKE I DON'T KNOW, DO I LOVE THIS GUY OR DO I HATE THIS GUY? WOULD I FUCK THIS GUY OR WOULD I KILL THIS GUY? ANYWAYS I SORT OF JUST LOOKED THE OTHER WAY. I BASICALLY JUST TRIED NOT TO FOCUS ON THIS GUY SO MUCH, JUST TURNED AROUND AND WENT ON MY WAY. ALTHOUGH I DID KEEP A LOOK OUT ON THIS GUY IN THE CORNER OF MY EYE BECAUSE I WAS HALF ATTRACTED TO THIS GUY AND THE OTHER HALF NOT THAT MUCH.
3.) WHISTLING IN COMMERCIALS
OK SO THIS NEXT THING THAT I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS PARTICULARLY TO ME IS A REALLY ANNOYING ONE. AND THAT IS WHISTLING IN COMMERCIALS. NOW FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T REALLY KNOW IF ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE LIKE ME BUT I CANNOT STAND WHISTLING FIRST HAND. TO ME WHISTLING IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING EVER. I CAN'T STAND IT AND IT JUST REALLY GETS ON MY NERVES. SO PLEASE STOP ALL THE WHISTLING IN THE COMMERCIALS. AND YES THAT'S RIGHT I'M TALKING TO YOU, SMOKY THE BEAR.
4.) PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THEMSELVES SERIOUSLY
OK SO THE NEXT THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO JUST UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THEMSELVES SERIOUSLY. LIKE I CAN'T EVEN DEAL WITH THESE PEOPLE, I MEAN I JUST CAN'T. I SORT OF HATE THESE PEOPLE. IT'S LIKE HAVE SOME RESPECT AND DECEITCY FOR YOURSELF. I MEAN THESE PEOPLE JUST DON'T SEEM HOW TO ACT OR EVEN TH PROPER WAY TO DRESS IN CERTAIN SITUATIONS. NOW I RECENTLY SAW THIS COMMERCIAL. IT WAS THE COMMERCIAL THAT EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT WITH BILLY, THE HUGE GUY, HIMSELF. YOU KNOW THE KIA CAR COMMERCIALS WHERE THEIR FAVORITE CATCH PHRASE SAYS, "IT'S HUGEEE SOUTH WEST FLORIDA, IT'S HUGE!!!!". ANYWAYS THERE IS ALSO A WOMAN WHO NAME IS, GLORIA. SO BASICALLY, STAY WITH ME HERE GUYS, I WAS WATCHING THIS COMMERCIAL AND SHE WAS WEARING THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE, SEXUAL OUTFIT EVER. NOW I'M SERIOUS RIGHT NOW, THE WAY SHE WAS DRESSED WAS SO NOT OK FOR WHERE SHE WORKS. OK EVERYONE KNOWS THAT KIA IS A CAR COMPANY, OK THEY SELL CARS NOT SEX. LIKE I'M BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW LIKE THE WAY SHE WAS DRESSED SHE BASICALLY LOOK LIKE A FANTASY FROM A COWBOY BAR. LIKE SHE WAS WEARING THIS SHORT, SLUTTY, JEAN MINI SKIRT WITH THIS TAN, BUTTON DOWN CROP TOP. I MEAN THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH HER OUTFIT, SHE WAS DRESSED REALLY CUTE, BUT THIS OUTFIT IS SO NOT APPROPRIATE FOR SELLING SOMEONE A NEW CAR.
5.) CHEAP CHOCOLATE
OK SO LAST BUT NOT LEAST OF THIS NEXT THING THAT I WOULD JUST LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS CHEAP CHOCOLATE. NOW CHEAP CHOCOLATE NEVER TASTES AS GOOD AS REGULAR, NORMAL, MAIN BRAND CHOCOLATE. BUT YOU KNOW CHOCOLATE AND CHOCOLATE AND IT GETS THE JOB DONE. AND IT IS STILL SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
OK WELL THERE YOU ALL HAVE IT. THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER ALL NEW EDITION OF A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY". I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE ENJOYED THIS AND IF YOU LOVE TO THEN PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO LIKE AND COMMENT DOWN BELOW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THOUGHT. ALSO IF YOU WOULD LOVE TO THEN YOU CAN ALSO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER. I REALLY WOULD LOVE AND APPRECIATE IT. ANYWAYS I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS SO SO MUCH AND I PROMISE I WILL WRITE TO ALL OF YOU GUYS AGAIN. BYE FOR NOW.