OK SO AS YOU ALL PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW THAT IT IS THE START OF A WHOLE NEW WEEK. AND THAT MEANS THAT IT IS ALSO MONDAY AGAIN. AND THAT ALSO MEANS THAT IT IS OF COURSE THAT TIME AGAIN WHERE I PRETEND TO KILL OR EXTREMELY INJURE A CELEBRITY OF MY CHOICE IN A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "FAKE NEWS". NOW JUST IN CASE YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK OR ARE EXTREMELY STUPID JUST BECAUSE, AND YOU ARE NOT ALREADY FAMILIAR WITH WHAT "FAKE NEWS", THEN YOU'RE SCREWED. NO YOU'RE SCREWED, YOU'RE FUCKED. NO YOU'RE JUST NOT IMPORTANT. I'M JUST KIDDING ALTHOUGH YOU SHOULD BY NOW ALREADY KNOW WHAT "FAKE NEWS IS". BUT IF YOU DON'T THEN I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ALL ONCE AGAIN. SO BASICALLY WHAT "FAKE NEWS" IS, IS THAT ON EVERY MONDAY I CHOOSE ANY ONE CELEBRITY, OR ON A SPECIAL OCCASION LIKE TODAY'S, I WILL CHOOSE TWO CELEBRITIES, AND I WILL MAKE UP A SHORT LITTLE FAKE NEWS STORY STARRING THAT CELEBRITY WITH THE HELP OF THE WEBSITE FAKEAWISH.COM. NOW OF COURSE "FAKE NEWS" IS ALL JUST IN HARMLESS FUN AND JUST FOR ENTERTAINING PURPOSES. SO AS YOU ALL PROBABLY ALREADY NOTICED THE CELEBRITIES THAT I HAVE CHOSEN FOR TODAY'S FAKE NEWS STORY IS COUNTRY SINGERS AND SEXY BEASTS BLAKE SHELTON AND LUKE BRYAN. NOW I HAVE CHOSEN THESE TO BECAUSE AS YOU ALL KNOW THAT THE ACMs AWARDS ARE THIS SUNDAY SO KEEPING IN THE SPIRIT OF THEM I HAVE CHOSEN TO PRETEND TO KILL OR SEVERELY INJURE THE HOSTS OF THE NIGHT'S GALA. SO WITH THAT I HEREBY GIVE YOU ALL ANOTHER ALL NEW EDITION OF A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "FAKE NEWS" STARRING THE SEXY STUDS AND HOSTS OF THIS YEAR'S ACMs AWARDS BLAKE SHELTON AND LUKE BRYAN:
*"COUNTRY STARS BLAKE SHELTON AND LUKE BRYAN SEVERELY INJURED AFTER JET-SKI CRASH IN TURKS AND CAICOS ISLANDS"*
THIS STORY IS STILL DEVELOPING...
COUNTRY STARS BLAKE SHELTON AND LUKE BRYAN WERE BOTH SEVERELY INJURED FOLLOWING A JET-SKI CRASH WHILE ON A PERSONAL VACATION IN THE TURKS AND CAICOS ISLANDS EARLY THIS MORNING. - APRIL 13, 2015.
PRELIMINARY REPORTS FROM TURKS AND CAICOS POLICE OFFICIALS INDICATE THAT THE COUNTRY STARS WERE SEEN FROM MANY EYE WITNESSES RACING EACH OTHER IN THE WATER WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN BOTH JET-SKIS STRUCK A CONCRETE BOAT SLIP IN A MARINA ON PARROT CAY IN THE TURKS AND CAICOS ISLANDS. BLAKE SHELTON AND LUKE BRYAN WERE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE HARMED AT THE TIME OF THIS UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT.
SPECIFIC DETAILS ARE NOT YET AVAILABLE.
THE ACCIDENT DID HOWEVER OCCUR AT 8:45 A.M(EST).
ALTHOUGH THE ACCIDENT WAS TRAGIC, BLAKE SHELTON AND LUKE BRYAN ARE BOTH RECOVERING NICELY AND WILL BE JUST FINE TO HOST THE ACMs THIS SUNDAY.
ADDITIONAL DETAILS AND INFORMATION ARE FORTHCOMING AND WE WILL GET YOU TO IT AS SOON AS THEY COME IN.
OK WELL THERE YOU ALL HAVE IT. THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER ALL NEW EDITION OF A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "FAKE NEWS". I REALLY HOPE YOU ALL HAVE ENJOYED THIS WEEK'S FAKE NEWS STORY. IF YOU LIKE TO THEN PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO LIKE AND COMMENT ON THIS DOWN BELOW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THOUGHT ABOUT THIS WEEK'S EDITION OF "FAKE NEWS" STARRING COUNTRY SINGERS, BLAKE SHELTON AND LUKE BRYAN. ALSO IF YOU LIKE TO THEN YOU CAN ALSO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER, I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT. ANYWAYS I'M REALLY ENJOYING THIS WITH ALL OF YOU GUYS AND I PROMISE I WILL WRITE TO ALL OF YOU GUYS AGAIN. I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS SO SO MUCH AND I WILL SEE ALL OF YOU AGAIN TOMORROW. BUT FOR NOW BYE FOR NOW.
ALSO BE SURE TO WATCH THE ACMs AWARDS THIS SUNDAY ON CBS AT 8PM, TO SEE THESE TWO SEXY BEASTS HOST THE ACMs THEMSELVES. IT IS SURE TO BE AN AMAZING NIGHT AND WITH BLAKE AND LUKE AS THE HOSTS YOU NEVER KNOW ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. I KNOW I WILL BE WATCHING IT AND LIVE TWEETING. I WILL NOT MISS IT FOR ANYTHING.
ALSO JUST TO REMEMBER THAT NO ACTUAL BLAKE SHELTONS OR LUKE BRYANS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FAKE NEWS STORY. THIS HAS BEEN JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND NO HARM DONE TO THESE TWO SEXY BEASTS THEMSELVES. I LOVE BOTH BLAKE SHELTON AND LUKE BRYAN, BOTH ARE AMAZINGLY TALENTED AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THEY BOTH HAVE IN STORE FOR US FOR THE ACMs. ALL I KNOW IS THAT WHATEVER IT IS THAT THEY ARE PLANNING TOGETHER IT IS GOING TO BE SO AMAZING AND HILARIOUS NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!
*"COUNTRY STARS BLAKE SHELTON AND LUKE BRYAN SEVERELY INJURED AFTER JET-SKI CRASH IN TURKS AND CAICOS ISLANDS"*
THIS STORY IS STILL DEVELOPING...
COUNTRY STARS BLAKE SHELTON AND LUKE BRYAN WERE BOTH SEVERELY INJURED FOLLOWING A JET-SKI CRASH WHILE ON A PERSONAL VACATION IN THE TURKS AND CAICOS ISLANDS EARLY THIS MORNING. - APRIL 13, 2015.
PRELIMINARY REPORTS FROM TURKS AND CAICOS POLICE OFFICIALS INDICATE THAT THE COUNTRY STARS WERE SEEN FROM MANY EYE WITNESSES RACING EACH OTHER IN THE WATER WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN BOTH JET-SKIS STRUCK A CONCRETE BOAT SLIP IN A MARINA ON PARROT CAY IN THE TURKS AND CAICOS ISLANDS. BLAKE SHELTON AND LUKE BRYAN WERE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE HARMED AT THE TIME OF THIS UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT.
SPECIFIC DETAILS ARE NOT YET AVAILABLE.
THE ACCIDENT DID HOWEVER OCCUR AT 8:45 A.M(EST).
ALTHOUGH THE ACCIDENT WAS TRAGIC, BLAKE SHELTON AND LUKE BRYAN ARE BOTH RECOVERING NICELY AND WILL BE JUST FINE TO HOST THE ACMs THIS SUNDAY.
ADDITIONAL DETAILS AND INFORMATION ARE FORTHCOMING AND WE WILL GET YOU TO IT AS SOON AS THEY COME IN.
OK WELL THERE YOU ALL HAVE IT. THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER ALL NEW EDITION OF A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "FAKE NEWS". I REALLY HOPE YOU ALL HAVE ENJOYED THIS WEEK'S FAKE NEWS STORY. IF YOU LIKE TO THEN PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO LIKE AND COMMENT ON THIS DOWN BELOW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THOUGHT ABOUT THIS WEEK'S EDITION OF "FAKE NEWS" STARRING COUNTRY SINGERS, BLAKE SHELTON AND LUKE BRYAN. ALSO IF YOU LIKE TO THEN YOU CAN ALSO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER, I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT. ANYWAYS I'M REALLY ENJOYING THIS WITH ALL OF YOU GUYS AND I PROMISE I WILL WRITE TO ALL OF YOU GUYS AGAIN. I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS SO SO MUCH AND I WILL SEE ALL OF YOU AGAIN TOMORROW. BUT FOR NOW BYE FOR NOW.
ALSO BE SURE TO WATCH THE ACMs AWARDS THIS SUNDAY ON CBS AT 8PM, TO SEE THESE TWO SEXY BEASTS HOST THE ACMs THEMSELVES. IT IS SURE TO BE AN AMAZING NIGHT AND WITH BLAKE AND LUKE AS THE HOSTS YOU NEVER KNOW ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. I KNOW I WILL BE WATCHING IT AND LIVE TWEETING. I WILL NOT MISS IT FOR ANYTHING.
ALSO JUST TO REMEMBER THAT NO ACTUAL BLAKE SHELTONS OR LUKE BRYANS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FAKE NEWS STORY. THIS HAS BEEN JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND NO HARM DONE TO THESE TWO SEXY BEASTS THEMSELVES. I LOVE BOTH BLAKE SHELTON AND LUKE BRYAN, BOTH ARE AMAZINGLY TALENTED AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THEY BOTH HAVE IN STORE FOR US FOR THE ACMs. ALL I KNOW IS THAT WHATEVER IT IS THAT THEY ARE PLANNING TOGETHER IT IS GOING TO BE SO AMAZING AND HILARIOUS NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!