OK SO AS YOU ALL PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW THAT IT IS ONCE AGAIN THE END OF THE WEEK. YES, IT IS FRIDAY AND THAT MEANS THAT IT IS TIME FOR ANOTHER ALL NEW EDITION OF A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY". NOW FOR SOME STRANGE REASON, MAYBE YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK OR ARE JUST THAT STUPID, AND YOU AREN'T ALREADY FAMILIAR WITH WHAT "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY" IS THEN I'M GOING TO TELL YOU. SO BASICALLY WHAT "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY" IS, IS THAT IT IS BASICALLY THAT EVERY FRIDAY I CHOOSE FIVE THINGS TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM. THE FIVE THINGS CAN BE ANYTHING THAT I FEEL ISN'T REALLY THAT RELEVANT TO LIFE ITSELF AND SHOULD STOP. SO WITH THAT I HEREBY GIVE YOU THIS WEEK'S ALL NEW EDITION OF A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY":
1.) COMMERCIALS WHERE THE PEOPLE DON'T TALK
OK SO THE FIRST THING THAT I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM THIS WEEK IS COMMERCIALS WHERE THE PEOPLE DON'T TALK. I MEAN WHEN ONE OF THESE COMMERCIALS COMES ON IT IS LITERALLY THE MOST ANNOYING THING EVER. AND JUST THE FACT THAT NO ONE TALKS IN THE COMMERCIAL THAT'S NOT THE WORST PART OF IT. THE WORST PART ABOUT THESE COMMERCIALS IS THAT THEY JUST PLAY THE MOST ANNOYING BACKGROUND MUSIC EVER. IT'S LIKE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY. WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE NO ONE SAID ANYTHING. SO PLEASE IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A COMMERCIAL AT LEAST SAY AT LEAST FIVE WORDS. I'M SPECIFALLY TALKING TO YOU, "DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS". LIKE WE GET IT YOU TREATED SOME BLACK PEOPLE OVERSEAS. JUST START TALKING IN THE COMMERCIALS, OK THAT'S ALL, JUST DON'T PLAY THAT ANNOYING BACKGROUND MUSIC.
2.) BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED
OK SO THE NEXT THING THAT I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS PRODUCTS WHERE THE BATTERIES AREN'T INCLUDED. NOW I AM TO BELIEVE THAT THIS PISSES EVERYONE OFF. I MEAN YOU GET ALL EXCITED TO BUY THIS NEW PRODUCT AND WANT TO TEST IT OUT TO SEE HOW WELL IT WORKS WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU REALIZE THAT IT TAKES BATTERIES AND THEY ARE NOT INCLUDED. SO NOW YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE STORE AND BUY SOME BATTERIES BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE THE SPECIFIC KIND THEY ASK FOR LYING AROUND THE HOUSE. AND THIS IS WHY WE ALL ARE OVERLY EXSTATIC WHEN WE COME ACROSS A GREAT PRODUCT THAT HAS BATTERIES INCLUDED WITH IT SO WE JUST START DANCING IN THE MOST INTERESTING WAY BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WE ACTUALLY FOUND A PRODUCT THAT HAS BATTERIES INCLUDED. I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DON'T HAVE ALL PRODUCTS WITH THE BATTERIES INCLUDED. I GUESS THEY JUST LOVE TO PISS PEOPLE OFF.
3.) HATERS ON TWITTER
OK SO THIS NEXT THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS ALL THE HATERS ON TWITTER. NOW WE ALL HAVE HATERS AND HAVE COME ACROSS SOME HATERS AND EVEN GOT INTO A LOT OF TWITTER WARS WITH THESE HATERS. I JUST WANT TO BE CLEAR THAT THESE PEOPLE WHO TALK SHIT TO YOU ON TWITTER WELL THEN THEY MOST LIKELY DO NOT HAVE A LIFE OF THERE OWN SO THAT'S WHY THEY ARE TRYING TO GET INTO YOURS. BUT THEY FAIL EVERY TIME BECAUSE ALL THEY DO IS INSULT YOU. NOW THAT IS FUN IF YOU ARE DOING IT TO SOMEONE ELSE BUT WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE GETTING IT THEN NOT SO MUCH. ALTHOUGH THE TWITTER WARS GET VERY INTENSE AND THIS CAN BE SO MUCH FUN IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, IT'S JUST DELIGHTFUL. SO ANYWAYS THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE IN A TWITTER WAR WITH SOME DICK, FAKE ASS HO, JUST HERE IS THE LINE THAT WILL RELLAY PISS THEM OFF AND THAT IS, "WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE SOME TYLENOL PM AND CHILL THE FUCK OUT". TRUST ME THIS WORKS AND I HAVE USED IT BEFORE SO WE ARE ALL GOOD.
4.) CHEAP CANDY
OK SO THE NEXT THING THAT I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS CHEAP CANDY. NOW CHEAP CANDY NEVER WILL MEASURE UP TO THERE BRAND NAMES, BUT THEY CAN TRY. ALTHOUGH CANDY IS CANDY AND IT IS AMAZING.
5.) #WhyImNotVotingForHilary
OK SO THE NEXT THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS THIS NEW HASHTAG THAT IS CURRENTLY ON TWITTER THAT IS #WhyImNotVotingForHilary. NOW OBVIOUSLY THIS HASHTAG WAS CREATED BY SOMEONE WHO IS EXTREMELY SEXIST. AND EVERYONE SHOULD TOTALLY HATE ON THIS PERSON FOR CREATING THIS HASHTAG. EVERYONE I KNOW AND I TALK TO COULDN'T WAIT FOR THE DAY WHERE HILARY WOULD ANNOUCE SHE WILL BE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. EVERYONE IS SO ON BOARD WITH THIS AND HILARY IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. ALSO HILARY WILL BE THE PRESIDENT AND BILL CLINTON WILL BE THE FIRST LADY, ALTHOUGH SINCE HE IS A GUY LET'S PLEASE MAKE IT SO WE CAN CALL HIM THE FIRST DUDE. ANYWAYS I LOVE THE FACT THAT HILARY IS RUNNING AND ALL THE PEOPLE AGAINST IT CAN GO FALL OFF A FUCKING CLIFF. I WILL BE VOTING FOR HILARY, BECAUSE AMERICA NEEDS A STRONG WOMEN IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND IT IS GOING TO BE HILARIOUS TO SEE BILL AS THE FIRST DUDE. ALTHOUGH IN A FORMAL SETTING BILL WOULD PROBABLY BE CALLED THE FIRST GENTLEMAN, BUT ALL OF AMERICA WILL BE CALLING HIM THE FIRST DUDE BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT HE WILL BE TO ALL OF US.
OK WELL THERE YOU ALL HAVE IT. THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER ALL NEW EDITION OF A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY". I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE ENJOYED THIS AND IF YOU ALL WOULD LOVE TO THEN PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO LIKE AND COMMENT DOWN BELOW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THOUGHT ABOUT THIS WEEK'S EDITION OF "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY". ANYWAYS LIKE I SAID I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE ENJOYED THIS AND I PROMISE I WILL WRITE TO ALL OF YOU GUYS AGAIN. I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO SO MUCH AND I WILL SEE YOU ALL AGAIN VERY SOON. BUT FOR NOW BYE FOR NOW!!
1.) COMMERCIALS WHERE THE PEOPLE DON'T TALK
OK SO THE FIRST THING THAT I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM THIS WEEK IS COMMERCIALS WHERE THE PEOPLE DON'T TALK. I MEAN WHEN ONE OF THESE COMMERCIALS COMES ON IT IS LITERALLY THE MOST ANNOYING THING EVER. AND JUST THE FACT THAT NO ONE TALKS IN THE COMMERCIAL THAT'S NOT THE WORST PART OF IT. THE WORST PART ABOUT THESE COMMERCIALS IS THAT THEY JUST PLAY THE MOST ANNOYING BACKGROUND MUSIC EVER. IT'S LIKE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY. WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE NO ONE SAID ANYTHING. SO PLEASE IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A COMMERCIAL AT LEAST SAY AT LEAST FIVE WORDS. I'M SPECIFALLY TALKING TO YOU, "DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS". LIKE WE GET IT YOU TREATED SOME BLACK PEOPLE OVERSEAS. JUST START TALKING IN THE COMMERCIALS, OK THAT'S ALL, JUST DON'T PLAY THAT ANNOYING BACKGROUND MUSIC.
2.) BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED
OK SO THE NEXT THING THAT I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS PRODUCTS WHERE THE BATTERIES AREN'T INCLUDED. NOW I AM TO BELIEVE THAT THIS PISSES EVERYONE OFF. I MEAN YOU GET ALL EXCITED TO BUY THIS NEW PRODUCT AND WANT TO TEST IT OUT TO SEE HOW WELL IT WORKS WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU REALIZE THAT IT TAKES BATTERIES AND THEY ARE NOT INCLUDED. SO NOW YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE STORE AND BUY SOME BATTERIES BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE THE SPECIFIC KIND THEY ASK FOR LYING AROUND THE HOUSE. AND THIS IS WHY WE ALL ARE OVERLY EXSTATIC WHEN WE COME ACROSS A GREAT PRODUCT THAT HAS BATTERIES INCLUDED WITH IT SO WE JUST START DANCING IN THE MOST INTERESTING WAY BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WE ACTUALLY FOUND A PRODUCT THAT HAS BATTERIES INCLUDED. I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DON'T HAVE ALL PRODUCTS WITH THE BATTERIES INCLUDED. I GUESS THEY JUST LOVE TO PISS PEOPLE OFF.
3.) HATERS ON TWITTER
OK SO THIS NEXT THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS ALL THE HATERS ON TWITTER. NOW WE ALL HAVE HATERS AND HAVE COME ACROSS SOME HATERS AND EVEN GOT INTO A LOT OF TWITTER WARS WITH THESE HATERS. I JUST WANT TO BE CLEAR THAT THESE PEOPLE WHO TALK SHIT TO YOU ON TWITTER WELL THEN THEY MOST LIKELY DO NOT HAVE A LIFE OF THERE OWN SO THAT'S WHY THEY ARE TRYING TO GET INTO YOURS. BUT THEY FAIL EVERY TIME BECAUSE ALL THEY DO IS INSULT YOU. NOW THAT IS FUN IF YOU ARE DOING IT TO SOMEONE ELSE BUT WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE GETTING IT THEN NOT SO MUCH. ALTHOUGH THE TWITTER WARS GET VERY INTENSE AND THIS CAN BE SO MUCH FUN IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, IT'S JUST DELIGHTFUL. SO ANYWAYS THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE IN A TWITTER WAR WITH SOME DICK, FAKE ASS HO, JUST HERE IS THE LINE THAT WILL RELLAY PISS THEM OFF AND THAT IS, "WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE SOME TYLENOL PM AND CHILL THE FUCK OUT". TRUST ME THIS WORKS AND I HAVE USED IT BEFORE SO WE ARE ALL GOOD.
4.) CHEAP CANDY
OK SO THE NEXT THING THAT I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS CHEAP CANDY. NOW CHEAP CANDY NEVER WILL MEASURE UP TO THERE BRAND NAMES, BUT THEY CAN TRY. ALTHOUGH CANDY IS CANDY AND IT IS AMAZING.
5.) #WhyImNotVotingForHilary
OK SO THE NEXT THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS THIS NEW HASHTAG THAT IS CURRENTLY ON TWITTER THAT IS #WhyImNotVotingForHilary. NOW OBVIOUSLY THIS HASHTAG WAS CREATED BY SOMEONE WHO IS EXTREMELY SEXIST. AND EVERYONE SHOULD TOTALLY HATE ON THIS PERSON FOR CREATING THIS HASHTAG. EVERYONE I KNOW AND I TALK TO COULDN'T WAIT FOR THE DAY WHERE HILARY WOULD ANNOUCE SHE WILL BE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. EVERYONE IS SO ON BOARD WITH THIS AND HILARY IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. ALSO HILARY WILL BE THE PRESIDENT AND BILL CLINTON WILL BE THE FIRST LADY, ALTHOUGH SINCE HE IS A GUY LET'S PLEASE MAKE IT SO WE CAN CALL HIM THE FIRST DUDE. ANYWAYS I LOVE THE FACT THAT HILARY IS RUNNING AND ALL THE PEOPLE AGAINST IT CAN GO FALL OFF A FUCKING CLIFF. I WILL BE VOTING FOR HILARY, BECAUSE AMERICA NEEDS A STRONG WOMEN IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND IT IS GOING TO BE HILARIOUS TO SEE BILL AS THE FIRST DUDE. ALTHOUGH IN A FORMAL SETTING BILL WOULD PROBABLY BE CALLED THE FIRST GENTLEMAN, BUT ALL OF AMERICA WILL BE CALLING HIM THE FIRST DUDE BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT HE WILL BE TO ALL OF US.
OK WELL THERE YOU ALL HAVE IT. THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER ALL NEW EDITION OF A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY". I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE ENJOYED THIS AND IF YOU ALL WOULD LOVE TO THEN PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO LIKE AND COMMENT DOWN BELOW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THOUGHT ABOUT THIS WEEK'S EDITION OF "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY". ANYWAYS LIKE I SAID I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE ENJOYED THIS AND I PROMISE I WILL WRITE TO ALL OF YOU GUYS AGAIN. I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO SO MUCH AND I WILL SEE YOU ALL AGAIN VERY SOON. BUT FOR NOW BYE FOR NOW!!