OK SO AS YOU ALL PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW THAT IT IS ONCE AGAIN THAT TIME OF THE WEEK. YES, IT IS ONCE AGAIN FRIDAY. AND SINCE THAT IT IS FRIDAY THEN THAT MEANS THAT IT IS ALSO TIME FOR ANOTHER ALL NEW EDITION OF A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY". NOW YOU SHOULD BY NOW ALREADY BE FULLY AWARE OF WHAT "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY" IS, AND IF YOU AREN'T ALREADY COMPLETELY FAMILIAR WHAT IT IS THEN YOU SHOULD JUST GO KILL YOURSELF. NO, NO, DON'T ACTUALLY GO KILL YOURSELF. ALTHOUGH BY NOW YOU SHOULD HAVE NO REASON NOT TO ALREADY KNOW WHAT "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY" IS. BUT JUST IN CASE YOU ARE NOT ALREADY FAMILIAR WITH IT THEN I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ALL ONE MORE TIME. SO BASICALLY WHAT "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY" IS, IS THAT IT IS BASICALLY THAT EVERY FRIDAY I WILL CHOOSE FIVE THINGS TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM AND JUST GO CRAZY AND RANT ABOUT THEM ON HOW PATHETIC THESE THINGS ARE. NOW THE FIVE THINGS CAN BE ANYTHING. BASICALLY ANYTHING THAT I FEEL ISN'T THAT RELEVANT THEN I WILL UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IT. SO WITH THAT I HEREBY GIVE YOU ALL THIS WEEK'S ALL NEW EDITION OF A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY":
1.) RUNNING OUT OF LOTION
OK SO THE FIRST THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS PARTICUALERLY ONE THAT JUST REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHENEVER IT HAPPENS TO ME AND THAT IS RUNNING OUT OF LOTION. LIKE I CANNOT STAND RUNNING OUT OF LOTION. I DON'T LIKE THE FEELING I GET WHEN I THINK THAT I'LL HAVE ENOUGH LOTION BUT THEN I COME TO REALIZE THAT I WILL NOT AT ALL HAVE ENOUGH LOTION. AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF YOU GUYS BUT I LOTION MY LEGS ABOUT THREE TIMES A DAY, YOU KNOW ONCE WHEN I GET UP, SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY, AND THEN RIGHT BEFORE I GO TO BED. AND OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO USE LOTION. AND I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE THE WAY THEIR LEGS FEEL WITHOUT LOTION ON THEM. TO ME, IT IS THE MOST AMAZING FEELING EVER TO HAVE FRESHLY LOTION LEGS. WHICH IS WHY WHEN MY BOTTLE OF AVEENO LOTION GETS DOWN TO ABOUT HALF WAY FULL THEN I JUST HAVE TO GO OUT AND GET ANOTHER BOTTLE OF IT. I REALLY CAN'T STAND RUNNING OUT OF LOTION, IT JUST MIGHT BE, TO ME, THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD.
2.) PEOPLE WHO ASK, "WHY ARE YOU SO DRESSED UP TODAY"?
OK SO THIS NEXT THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS ALSO SOMETHING THAT I CAN'T STAND AND IT IS WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME, "WHY ARE YOU SO DRESSED UP TODAY". NOW I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE MUST ASK THIS. YOU SEE, I LOVE FASHION, IN FACT, MY DREAM IS TO BE THE MOST FAMOUS FASHION DESIGNER THE WORLD HAVE EVER KNOWN WITH MY OWN CLOTHING LINE, CLOTHING STORE, AND MY GAY GUY ASSITANT WHO IS SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH ME. WHO I JUST REALIZED WOULDN'T ACTUALLY BE GAY IF HE WANTS ME. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE. THE POINT IS THAT I DRESS FOR ME AND I TAKE PRIDE IN THE WAY I LOOK. I'M SURE IT'S NOT TOO DRESSY BUT I ALSO DON'T LOVE TO WALK AROUND LOOKING LIKE CRAP. NOW THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ASKING THIS QUESTION ARE THE ONES WHO ARE WALKING AROUND LOOKING LIKE CRAP. ANYWAYS MY POINT IS THAT EVERYONE SHOULD DRESS AND TAKE SOME PRIDE IN THE WAY THEY LOOK.
3.) PENS RUNNING OUT OF INK MID-SENTENCE
OK SO THIS NEXT THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM AND I'M SURE EVERYONE CAN AGREE WITH ME HERE, AND THAT IS PENS THAT RUN OUT OF INK MID-SENTENCE. I MEAN I JUST HATE IT WHEN I'M TRYING TO WRITE SOMETHING DOWN AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THE PEN STARTS SKIPPING. NOW I'M SURE WE ALL DO THAT THINK WHERE WE JUST SHAKE THE PEN AND IT WILL START TO WRITE NORMALLY AGAIN. BUT EVEN THOUGH THAT DOES WORK, IT ONLY WORKS FOR ABOUT TWO SECONDS AND THEN IT GOES BACK TO SKIPPING AGAIN. I MEAN I CANNOT STAND IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS. IN FACT WHEN THIS HAPPENS I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE PEN ANYMORE, I JUST LOSE ALL RESPECT I HAVE FOR THE PEN AND I'LL EITHER THROW IT ACROSS THE ROOM OR TRY TO THROW IT INTO THE TRASH CAN FROM ACROSS THE ROOM.
4.) THE WORD, "MOIST"
OK SO THIS NEXT THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS THE WORD, "MOIST". NOW I'M SURE NOT A LOT OF YOU WILL GET THIS BUT TO BE THE WORD "MOIST" ISN'T REALLY A GOOD WORD. I ESPECIALLY DON'T LIKE IT WHEN SOMEONE CALLS A CAKE "MOIST". I MEAN THERE ARE A WHOLE LOT OF OTHER WORDS YOU COULD USE BESIDES "MOIST" TO DESCRIBE A CAKE. YOU KNOW THERE'S DELICIOUS, AND DECADENT, TASTY, AMAZING. ANYTHING IS BETTER THEN "MOIST". "AMAZING" IS BETTER THEN "MOIST". ANYWAYS I KNOW THAT IT IS JUST SO WEIRD BUT I JUST CANNOT STAND THAT WORD.
5.) CHEAP OREOS
OK SO THE NEXT THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS CHEAP OREOS. NOW I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF YOU BUT I CANNOT STAND CHEAP OREOS. THEY NEVER TASTE AS GOOD AS THE MAIN BRAND ONES. REGULAR OREOS HAVE MORE OF A CHOCOLATE TASTE TO THEM AND THE CREAM IS MORE OF A CREAM. BUT CHEAP OREOS ARE STILL SO GOOD AND THEY CAN DO THE TRICK.
OK WELL THERE YOU ALL HAVE IT. THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER ALL NEW EDITION OF A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY". I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE ENJOYED THIS AND IF YOU LOVE TO THEN PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO LIKE AND COMMENT DOWN BELOW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THOUGHT. ALSO IF YOU WOULD LOVE TO THEN YOU CAN ALSO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER. I REALLY WOULD LOVE AND APPRECIATE IT. ANYWAYS I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS SO SO MUCH AND I PROMISE I WILL WRITE TO ALL OF YOU GUYS AGAIN. BYE FOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.) RUNNING OUT OF LOTION
OK SO THE FIRST THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS PARTICUALERLY ONE THAT JUST REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHENEVER IT HAPPENS TO ME AND THAT IS RUNNING OUT OF LOTION. LIKE I CANNOT STAND RUNNING OUT OF LOTION. I DON'T LIKE THE FEELING I GET WHEN I THINK THAT I'LL HAVE ENOUGH LOTION BUT THEN I COME TO REALIZE THAT I WILL NOT AT ALL HAVE ENOUGH LOTION. AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF YOU GUYS BUT I LOTION MY LEGS ABOUT THREE TIMES A DAY, YOU KNOW ONCE WHEN I GET UP, SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY, AND THEN RIGHT BEFORE I GO TO BED. AND OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO USE LOTION. AND I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE THE WAY THEIR LEGS FEEL WITHOUT LOTION ON THEM. TO ME, IT IS THE MOST AMAZING FEELING EVER TO HAVE FRESHLY LOTION LEGS. WHICH IS WHY WHEN MY BOTTLE OF AVEENO LOTION GETS DOWN TO ABOUT HALF WAY FULL THEN I JUST HAVE TO GO OUT AND GET ANOTHER BOTTLE OF IT. I REALLY CAN'T STAND RUNNING OUT OF LOTION, IT JUST MIGHT BE, TO ME, THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD.
2.) PEOPLE WHO ASK, "WHY ARE YOU SO DRESSED UP TODAY"?
OK SO THIS NEXT THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS ALSO SOMETHING THAT I CAN'T STAND AND IT IS WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME, "WHY ARE YOU SO DRESSED UP TODAY". NOW I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE MUST ASK THIS. YOU SEE, I LOVE FASHION, IN FACT, MY DREAM IS TO BE THE MOST FAMOUS FASHION DESIGNER THE WORLD HAVE EVER KNOWN WITH MY OWN CLOTHING LINE, CLOTHING STORE, AND MY GAY GUY ASSITANT WHO IS SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH ME. WHO I JUST REALIZED WOULDN'T ACTUALLY BE GAY IF HE WANTS ME. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE. THE POINT IS THAT I DRESS FOR ME AND I TAKE PRIDE IN THE WAY I LOOK. I'M SURE IT'S NOT TOO DRESSY BUT I ALSO DON'T LOVE TO WALK AROUND LOOKING LIKE CRAP. NOW THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ASKING THIS QUESTION ARE THE ONES WHO ARE WALKING AROUND LOOKING LIKE CRAP. ANYWAYS MY POINT IS THAT EVERYONE SHOULD DRESS AND TAKE SOME PRIDE IN THE WAY THEY LOOK.
3.) PENS RUNNING OUT OF INK MID-SENTENCE
OK SO THIS NEXT THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM AND I'M SURE EVERYONE CAN AGREE WITH ME HERE, AND THAT IS PENS THAT RUN OUT OF INK MID-SENTENCE. I MEAN I JUST HATE IT WHEN I'M TRYING TO WRITE SOMETHING DOWN AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THE PEN STARTS SKIPPING. NOW I'M SURE WE ALL DO THAT THINK WHERE WE JUST SHAKE THE PEN AND IT WILL START TO WRITE NORMALLY AGAIN. BUT EVEN THOUGH THAT DOES WORK, IT ONLY WORKS FOR ABOUT TWO SECONDS AND THEN IT GOES BACK TO SKIPPING AGAIN. I MEAN I CANNOT STAND IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS. IN FACT WHEN THIS HAPPENS I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE PEN ANYMORE, I JUST LOSE ALL RESPECT I HAVE FOR THE PEN AND I'LL EITHER THROW IT ACROSS THE ROOM OR TRY TO THROW IT INTO THE TRASH CAN FROM ACROSS THE ROOM.
4.) THE WORD, "MOIST"
OK SO THIS NEXT THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS THE WORD, "MOIST". NOW I'M SURE NOT A LOT OF YOU WILL GET THIS BUT TO BE THE WORD "MOIST" ISN'T REALLY A GOOD WORD. I ESPECIALLY DON'T LIKE IT WHEN SOMEONE CALLS A CAKE "MOIST". I MEAN THERE ARE A WHOLE LOT OF OTHER WORDS YOU COULD USE BESIDES "MOIST" TO DESCRIBE A CAKE. YOU KNOW THERE'S DELICIOUS, AND DECADENT, TASTY, AMAZING. ANYTHING IS BETTER THEN "MOIST". "AMAZING" IS BETTER THEN "MOIST". ANYWAYS I KNOW THAT IT IS JUST SO WEIRD BUT I JUST CANNOT STAND THAT WORD.
5.) CHEAP OREOS
OK SO THE NEXT THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS CHEAP OREOS. NOW I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY OF YOU BUT I CANNOT STAND CHEAP OREOS. THEY NEVER TASTE AS GOOD AS THE MAIN BRAND ONES. REGULAR OREOS HAVE MORE OF A CHOCOLATE TASTE TO THEM AND THE CREAM IS MORE OF A CREAM. BUT CHEAP OREOS ARE STILL SO GOOD AND THEY CAN DO THE TRICK.
OK WELL THERE YOU ALL HAVE IT. THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER ALL NEW EDITION OF A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY". I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE ENJOYED THIS AND IF YOU LOVE TO THEN PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO LIKE AND COMMENT DOWN BELOW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THOUGHT. ALSO IF YOU WOULD LOVE TO THEN YOU CAN ALSO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER. I REALLY WOULD LOVE AND APPRECIATE IT. ANYWAYS I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS SO SO MUCH AND I PROMISE I WILL WRITE TO ALL OF YOU GUYS AGAIN. BYE FOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!