OK SO AS YOU ALL PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW THAT IT IS ONCE AGAIN THAT TIME OF THE WEEK. YES, IT IS ONCE AGAIN FRIDAY. AND SINCE THAT IT IS FRIDAY THEN THAT MEANS THAT IT IS ALSO TIME FOR ANOTHER ALL NEW EDITION OF A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY". NOW YOU SHOULD BY NOW ALREADY BE FULLY AWARE OF WHAT "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY" IS, AND IF YOU AREN'T ALREADY COMPLETELY FAMILIAR WHAT IT IS THEN YOU SHOULD JUST GO KILL YOURSELF. NO, NO, DON'T ACTUALLY GO KILL YOURSELF. ALTHOUGH BY NOW YOU SHOULD HAVE NO REASON NOT TO ALREADY KNOW WHAT "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY" IS. BUT JUST IN CASE YOU ARE NOT ALREADY FAMILIAR WITH IT THEN I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ALL ONE MORE TIME. SO BASICALLY WHAT "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY" IS, IS THAT IT IS BASICALLY THAT EVERY FRIDAY I WILL CHOOSE FIVE THINGS TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM AND JUST GO CRAZY AND RANT ABOUT THEM ON HOW PATHETIC THESE THINGS ARE. NOW THE FIVE THINGS CAN BE ANYTHING. BASICALLY ANYTHING THAT I FEEL ISN'T THAT RELEVANT THEN I WILL UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IT. SO WITH THAT I HEREBY GIVE YOU ALL THIS WEEK'S ALL NEW EDITION OF A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY":
1.) HANDLING RAW CHICKEN
OK SO THE FIRST THING THAT I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS HANDLING RAW CHICKEN. NOW TO ME HANDLING RAW CHICKEN JUST SEEMS SO WEIRD. AND YOU PICK IT UP AND RUB IT DOWN WITH OIL, I FEEL LIKE WHEN YOU'RE HANDLING RAW CHICKEN IT NEEDS TO BE CONSENSUAL. OH WHO AM I KIDDING, I OWN THAT BITCH. AND I JUST REALIZED THAT I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT COOKING, IS WHAT I SAID EVEN RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW, I'M GENUINELY ASKING YOU GUYS, BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA.
2.) LOSING NEW JEWELRY
OK SO THE NEXT THING THAT I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS DEFINITELY IS ONE THAT JUST PISSES ME OFF EVERY TIME IT HAPPENS TO ME, AND THAT IS LOSING NEW JEWELRY. NOW I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I HATE IT WHEN I LOSE NEW JEWELRY. ESPECIALLY IF I JUST BROUGHT IT AND THEN I CAN'T FIND THAT ONE EARRING ANYWHERE, IT IS LITERALLY THE WORST FEELING YOU COULD EVER HAVE. AND HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT IT IS ALWAYS JUST THE ONE EARRING THAT GOES MISSING. I HAVE A THEORY THAT I THINK THAT GAY GUYS COME IN AND TAKE JUST THE ONE EARRING AND HAVE IT FOR THEMSELVES. YOU KNOW, THE KIND OF GAY GUYS THAT ONLY WEAR THE ONE EARRING, WHICH THEY SHOULDN'T BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH THEY THINK THAT THEY LOOK GOOD WITH THE ONE EARRING, THE TRUTH IS THAT THEY REALLY DON'T, IT JUST MAKES THEM LOOK EXTREMELY INSANE. ANYWAYS THAT'S MY THEORY ON TO WEAR THAT ONE EARRING EVENTUALLY GOES OVER TIME, IT COULD BE TRUE, YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW.
3.) LOSING NEW MAKE-UP
OK SO THE NEXT THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS DEFINITELY ANOTHER VERY ANNOYING ONE FOR ME AND THAT IS LOSING NEW MAKE-UP. NOW MUCH LIKE LOSING NEW JEWELRY, I HATE LOSING NEW MAKE-UP. LOSING NEW MAKE-UP IS THE WORST FEELING EVER BECAUSE YOU NEED THAT MAKE-UP, AT LEAST I DO. I'LL ADMIT IT, I'M HIDEOUS WITHOUT MAKE-UP ON. ALTHOUGH THE RANDOM CUTE GUYS THAT WORK RIGHT UP TO ME FROM TIME TO TIME TO TELL ME I'M BEAUTIFUL EVEN WHEN I HAVE NO MAKE-UP ON WHAT SO EVER JUST MIGHT DISAGREE WITH ME. I DON'T MIND RANDOM GUYS GIVING ME COMPLIMENTS BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS VERY FLATTERING. ANYWAYS BACK YO LOSING NEW MAKE-UP. SO I CAN'T TELL YOU GUYS HOW MANY EYE LINERS I HAVE PROBABLY LOST. I KNOW IT HAS TO BE A LOT THOUGH. AND IT'S ALWAYS THE EYE LINER TO BE THE ONE THAT GOES MISSING. AND I KNOW THAT I CAN'T GET TO MAD AT THE EYE LINER BECAUSE IT IS JUST THIS LITTLE PENCIL THAT ROLLS ALL OVER THE PLACE. I DON'T REALLY MIND LOSING NEW MAKE-UP AS MUCH AS I HATE LOSING NEW JEWELRY, BECAUSE YOU CAN ALWAYS BUY NEW MAKE-UP BECAUSE IT'S A WHOLE LOT CHEAPER THEN BUYING NEW JEWELERY, ESPECIALLY IF YOU LOST EYE LINER THEN THAT DOESN'T MATTER SO MUCH BECAUSE EYE LINER IS ONLY ONE DOLLAR.
4.) MIDDLE SEAT IN THE CAR
OK SO THE NEXT THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS ONE THAT I DON'T NECESSARILY HATE ITSELF BUT I DO HATE ALL OF THE MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT WHAT IT IS REALLY SUPPOSE TO BE FOR, AND THAT IS THE MIDDLE SEAT IN THE CAR. NOW PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS CONFUSED WITH WHAT THE MIDDLE SEAT IN THE CAR IS FOR. THE MIDDLE SEAT IN THE CAR, EVEN THOUGH IT IS A SEAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO SEAT IN IT. IT'S THERE JUST AS A SPACE BETWEEN WHOEVER IS SITTING ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE CAR AND THE PERSON SITTING ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE CAR. OR IT CAN BE A SPACE TO PUT YOUR PURSE FOR THOSE OF US WHO AREN'T VERY WANTING OF PUTTING ARE NICE ROBERTO CAVALLI HANDBAG ON THE CAR FLOOR WHERE YOUR FEET GO, SO YOU ALSO RISK YOUR PURSE GETTING STEP ON BY SOME CARELESS PERSON. ANYWAYS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT THE MIDDLE SEAT IN THE CAR, EVEN THOUGH IT HAS A SEAT BELT, IT IS NOT FOR SEATING IN, IT IS MERELY JUST A SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO PEOPLE SITTING ON THE LEFT AND RIGHT SIDES OF IT AND FOR A PURSE. A PURSE IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SIT IN THE MIDDLE SEAT IN THE CAR.
5.) PUSHY SALES PEOPLE AT VICTORIA'S SECRET
OK SO THIS NEXT THING THAT I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS THE PUSHY SALES PEOPLE AT VICTORIA'S SECRET. NOW I HATE THESE PEOPLE. THESE PEOPLE NEED TO CALM DOWN AND LET ME SHOP FOR MY OWN BRAS. THESE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SAYING THINGS LIKE, "OH YOU SHOULD BUY THIS ONE, IT GIVES YOU GREAT SUPPORT", OR "BUY THIS ONE, IT HOOKS IN THE FRONT", OR "TRY THIS ONE, IT HAS EXTRA PADDING THAT HELPS BOOSTS YOU UP". I'M LIKE, I HAVE SIZE 36C'S , I REALLY DO NOT NEED ANYMORE OF A BOOST. ALL THREE OF THOSE QUESTIONS ARE ACTUAL THINGS THAT THE SALES PEOPLE AT VICTORIA'S SECRET ALWAYS SAY TO ME WHEN I GO THERE. BUT I HATE WHEN THEY TRY TO ASK ME QUESTIONS LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M THERE. LIKE I'M NOT FIVE YEARS OLD, I KNOW WHAT KIND OF BRA I SHOULD GET. AND I ALSO HATE IT WHEN THEY GET TO CLOSE TO ME. I'M SERIOUS, YOU EVER NOTICED THAT SOME OF THESE SALES PEOPLE GET TO CLOSE FOR COMFORT, IT'S LIKE THEY WANT TO GO INTO THE DRESSING ROOM AND HELP YOU TRY IT ON. IN FACT, THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME ONE TIME, THIS SALES LADY, EVERY TIME I WOULD GO INTO VICTORIA'S SECRET, THIS WOMAN WOULD ALWAYS BE VERY TOUCHY FEELY AROUND MY BOOBS AND I WAS ALWAYS I LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE BUT AT THE SAME TIME STRANGELY FLATTERED. ALTHOUGH LATER THAT SAME DAY I FOUND OUT FROM SOMEONE SHE WORKED WITH THAT THE WOMAN WAS ACTUALLY A LESBIAN AND SHE HAD A HUGE CRUSH ME. AT THAT POINT I WAS FLATTERED BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK, AND SHE WANTED TO FUCK ME, AND ISN'T THAT WHAT EVERYONE WANTS, JUST TO BE THOUGH OF AS "FUCKABLE" FROM RANDOM PEOPLE THEY DON'T KNOW. IT TRULY IS THE MOST AMAZING FEELING EVER. ALTHOUGH I DID EVENTUALLY LET HER DOWN EASY AND LET HER KNOW THAT I'M NOT A FAN OF RIDING CHICKS. I'M ALL FOR MEN AND RIDING THEM LIKE HORSES. ANYWAYS IT IS THE BEST FEELING WHEN SOMEONE WANTS TO FUCK YOU, I'M ALWAYS FLATTERED BY THOSE PEOPLE. BUT ANYWAYS I JUST WISH THAT THE PUSHY SALES PEOPLE AT VICTORIA'S SECRET WOULD JUST CALM DOWN A LITTLE AND BACK OFF BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT TRULY KNOWS WHAT MY BOOBS NEED. AND WHAT THEY NEED IS A NICE, COMFORTABLE, CHIC BRA IN A NICE SOLID BRIGHT COLOR OR A NEUTRAL COLOR, AND DON'T FORGET THE UNDER-WIRING.
OK WELL THERE YOU ALL HAVE IT. THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER ALL NEW EDITION OF A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY". I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE ENJOYED THIS AND IF YOU LOVE TO THEN PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO LIKE AND COMMENT DOWN BELOW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THOUGHT. ALSO IF YOU WOULD LOVE TO THEN YOU CAN ALSO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER. I REALLY WOULD LOVE AND APPRECIATE IT. ANYWAYS I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS SO SO MUCH AND I PROMISE I WILL WRITE TO ALL OF YOU GUYS AGAIN. BYE FOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.) HANDLING RAW CHICKEN
OK SO THE FIRST THING THAT I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS HANDLING RAW CHICKEN. NOW TO ME HANDLING RAW CHICKEN JUST SEEMS SO WEIRD. AND YOU PICK IT UP AND RUB IT DOWN WITH OIL, I FEEL LIKE WHEN YOU'RE HANDLING RAW CHICKEN IT NEEDS TO BE CONSENSUAL. OH WHO AM I KIDDING, I OWN THAT BITCH. AND I JUST REALIZED THAT I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT COOKING, IS WHAT I SAID EVEN RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW, I'M GENUINELY ASKING YOU GUYS, BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA.
2.) LOSING NEW JEWELRY
OK SO THE NEXT THING THAT I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS DEFINITELY IS ONE THAT JUST PISSES ME OFF EVERY TIME IT HAPPENS TO ME, AND THAT IS LOSING NEW JEWELRY. NOW I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I HATE IT WHEN I LOSE NEW JEWELRY. ESPECIALLY IF I JUST BROUGHT IT AND THEN I CAN'T FIND THAT ONE EARRING ANYWHERE, IT IS LITERALLY THE WORST FEELING YOU COULD EVER HAVE. AND HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT IT IS ALWAYS JUST THE ONE EARRING THAT GOES MISSING. I HAVE A THEORY THAT I THINK THAT GAY GUYS COME IN AND TAKE JUST THE ONE EARRING AND HAVE IT FOR THEMSELVES. YOU KNOW, THE KIND OF GAY GUYS THAT ONLY WEAR THE ONE EARRING, WHICH THEY SHOULDN'T BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH THEY THINK THAT THEY LOOK GOOD WITH THE ONE EARRING, THE TRUTH IS THAT THEY REALLY DON'T, IT JUST MAKES THEM LOOK EXTREMELY INSANE. ANYWAYS THAT'S MY THEORY ON TO WEAR THAT ONE EARRING EVENTUALLY GOES OVER TIME, IT COULD BE TRUE, YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW.
3.) LOSING NEW MAKE-UP
OK SO THE NEXT THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS DEFINITELY ANOTHER VERY ANNOYING ONE FOR ME AND THAT IS LOSING NEW MAKE-UP. NOW MUCH LIKE LOSING NEW JEWELRY, I HATE LOSING NEW MAKE-UP. LOSING NEW MAKE-UP IS THE WORST FEELING EVER BECAUSE YOU NEED THAT MAKE-UP, AT LEAST I DO. I'LL ADMIT IT, I'M HIDEOUS WITHOUT MAKE-UP ON. ALTHOUGH THE RANDOM CUTE GUYS THAT WORK RIGHT UP TO ME FROM TIME TO TIME TO TELL ME I'M BEAUTIFUL EVEN WHEN I HAVE NO MAKE-UP ON WHAT SO EVER JUST MIGHT DISAGREE WITH ME. I DON'T MIND RANDOM GUYS GIVING ME COMPLIMENTS BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS VERY FLATTERING. ANYWAYS BACK YO LOSING NEW MAKE-UP. SO I CAN'T TELL YOU GUYS HOW MANY EYE LINERS I HAVE PROBABLY LOST. I KNOW IT HAS TO BE A LOT THOUGH. AND IT'S ALWAYS THE EYE LINER TO BE THE ONE THAT GOES MISSING. AND I KNOW THAT I CAN'T GET TO MAD AT THE EYE LINER BECAUSE IT IS JUST THIS LITTLE PENCIL THAT ROLLS ALL OVER THE PLACE. I DON'T REALLY MIND LOSING NEW MAKE-UP AS MUCH AS I HATE LOSING NEW JEWELRY, BECAUSE YOU CAN ALWAYS BUY NEW MAKE-UP BECAUSE IT'S A WHOLE LOT CHEAPER THEN BUYING NEW JEWELERY, ESPECIALLY IF YOU LOST EYE LINER THEN THAT DOESN'T MATTER SO MUCH BECAUSE EYE LINER IS ONLY ONE DOLLAR.
4.) MIDDLE SEAT IN THE CAR
OK SO THE NEXT THING IN WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS ONE THAT I DON'T NECESSARILY HATE ITSELF BUT I DO HATE ALL OF THE MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT WHAT IT IS REALLY SUPPOSE TO BE FOR, AND THAT IS THE MIDDLE SEAT IN THE CAR. NOW PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS CONFUSED WITH WHAT THE MIDDLE SEAT IN THE CAR IS FOR. THE MIDDLE SEAT IN THE CAR, EVEN THOUGH IT IS A SEAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO SEAT IN IT. IT'S THERE JUST AS A SPACE BETWEEN WHOEVER IS SITTING ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE CAR AND THE PERSON SITTING ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE CAR. OR IT CAN BE A SPACE TO PUT YOUR PURSE FOR THOSE OF US WHO AREN'T VERY WANTING OF PUTTING ARE NICE ROBERTO CAVALLI HANDBAG ON THE CAR FLOOR WHERE YOUR FEET GO, SO YOU ALSO RISK YOUR PURSE GETTING STEP ON BY SOME CARELESS PERSON. ANYWAYS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT THE MIDDLE SEAT IN THE CAR, EVEN THOUGH IT HAS A SEAT BELT, IT IS NOT FOR SEATING IN, IT IS MERELY JUST A SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO PEOPLE SITTING ON THE LEFT AND RIGHT SIDES OF IT AND FOR A PURSE. A PURSE IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SIT IN THE MIDDLE SEAT IN THE CAR.
5.) PUSHY SALES PEOPLE AT VICTORIA'S SECRET
OK SO THIS NEXT THING THAT I WOULD LOVE TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM IS THE PUSHY SALES PEOPLE AT VICTORIA'S SECRET. NOW I HATE THESE PEOPLE. THESE PEOPLE NEED TO CALM DOWN AND LET ME SHOP FOR MY OWN BRAS. THESE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SAYING THINGS LIKE, "OH YOU SHOULD BUY THIS ONE, IT GIVES YOU GREAT SUPPORT", OR "BUY THIS ONE, IT HOOKS IN THE FRONT", OR "TRY THIS ONE, IT HAS EXTRA PADDING THAT HELPS BOOSTS YOU UP". I'M LIKE, I HAVE SIZE 36C'S , I REALLY DO NOT NEED ANYMORE OF A BOOST. ALL THREE OF THOSE QUESTIONS ARE ACTUAL THINGS THAT THE SALES PEOPLE AT VICTORIA'S SECRET ALWAYS SAY TO ME WHEN I GO THERE. BUT I HATE WHEN THEY TRY TO ASK ME QUESTIONS LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M THERE. LIKE I'M NOT FIVE YEARS OLD, I KNOW WHAT KIND OF BRA I SHOULD GET. AND I ALSO HATE IT WHEN THEY GET TO CLOSE TO ME. I'M SERIOUS, YOU EVER NOTICED THAT SOME OF THESE SALES PEOPLE GET TO CLOSE FOR COMFORT, IT'S LIKE THEY WANT TO GO INTO THE DRESSING ROOM AND HELP YOU TRY IT ON. IN FACT, THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME ONE TIME, THIS SALES LADY, EVERY TIME I WOULD GO INTO VICTORIA'S SECRET, THIS WOMAN WOULD ALWAYS BE VERY TOUCHY FEELY AROUND MY BOOBS AND I WAS ALWAYS I LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE BUT AT THE SAME TIME STRANGELY FLATTERED. ALTHOUGH LATER THAT SAME DAY I FOUND OUT FROM SOMEONE SHE WORKED WITH THAT THE WOMAN WAS ACTUALLY A LESBIAN AND SHE HAD A HUGE CRUSH ME. AT THAT POINT I WAS FLATTERED BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK, AND SHE WANTED TO FUCK ME, AND ISN'T THAT WHAT EVERYONE WANTS, JUST TO BE THOUGH OF AS "FUCKABLE" FROM RANDOM PEOPLE THEY DON'T KNOW. IT TRULY IS THE MOST AMAZING FEELING EVER. ALTHOUGH I DID EVENTUALLY LET HER DOWN EASY AND LET HER KNOW THAT I'M NOT A FAN OF RIDING CHICKS. I'M ALL FOR MEN AND RIDING THEM LIKE HORSES. ANYWAYS IT IS THE BEST FEELING WHEN SOMEONE WANTS TO FUCK YOU, I'M ALWAYS FLATTERED BY THOSE PEOPLE. BUT ANYWAYS I JUST WISH THAT THE PUSHY SALES PEOPLE AT VICTORIA'S SECRET WOULD JUST CALM DOWN A LITTLE AND BACK OFF BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT TRULY KNOWS WHAT MY BOOBS NEED. AND WHAT THEY NEED IS A NICE, COMFORTABLE, CHIC BRA IN A NICE SOLID BRIGHT COLOR OR A NEUTRAL COLOR, AND DON'T FORGET THE UNDER-WIRING.
OK WELL THERE YOU ALL HAVE IT. THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER ALL NEW EDITION OF A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I LOVE TO CALL "UNSUBSCRIBE FRIDAY". I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE ENJOYED THIS AND IF YOU LOVE TO THEN PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO LIKE AND COMMENT DOWN BELOW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THOUGHT. ALSO IF YOU WOULD LOVE TO THEN YOU CAN ALSO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER. I REALLY WOULD LOVE AND APPRECIATE IT. ANYWAYS I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS SO SO MUCH AND I PROMISE I WILL WRITE TO ALL OF YOU GUYS AGAIN. BYE FOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!