LUXURY YACHT SINKS OFF COAST OF ST. TROPEZ, FRANCE, T.V PERSONALITY CLINTON KELLY REPORTED MISSING
BREAKING NEWS - STILL DEVELOPING...
(March 31, 2015)
The French Maritime Gendarmerie, a division of the French Navy responded to distress calls from 10 persons aboard a 120' luxury yacht cruising off of the coast of St. Tropez. Actor Clinton Kelly was reportedly vacationing aboard the privately chartered vessel.
Search and rescue teams have been dispatched to the location of vessel with the aide of GPS emergency tracking devices and confirmed that it is completely submerged. Due to severe weather conditions and rough seas, rescue teams were forced to retreat.
SOURCES ALSO SAY THAT CLINTON KELLY WAS NOT LAST SEEN ALONE. A LOT OF EYE WITNESSES SAY THAT CLINTON KELLY WAS SPOTTED ALONG SIDE FELLOW CHEW HOST, MICHAEL SYMON. CLINTON AND MICHAEL HAD BEEN SEEN GETTING PARTICULARLY FRISKY WITH EACH OTHER AT THE BAR CALLED THE, "KINKY TIKI". INVESTIGATORS ARE QUESTIONING SYMON AND WE WILL GET THE OUTCOME OF THAT WHEN WE GET MORE INFORMATION.
Additional details and information will be forthcoming.
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AND REMEMBER NO ACTUALLY CLINTON KELLY'S WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FAKE NEWS STORY. THIS HAS JUST BEEN FOR ENTERTAINMENT VALUE.
OK SO AS YOU ALL PROBABLY KNOW THAT IT IS ONCE AGAIN MONDAY, AND YES IT IS ALSO TIME FOR ANOTHER ALL NEW EDITION OF WHAT I LOVE TO CALL "FAKE NEWS". NOW JUST IN CASE YOU'RE NOT ALREADY FAMILIAR WITH WHAT "FAKE NEWS" IS, IT IS BASICALLY WHERE ON EVERY MONDAY I CREATE A LITTLE FAKE NEWS STORY USING ANY CELEBRITY OF MY CHOICE, ALSO WITH THE HELP OF THE WEBSITE FAKEAWISH.COM. IT'S REALLY FUN TO DO AND I ENJOY DOING THIS SO LET'S GET STARTED. SO FOR TODAY'S FAKE NEWS STORY I HAVE DECIDED TO DO ONE WITH T.V HOST OF THE COOKING SHOW, THE CHEW, AND STYLIST, CLINTON KELLY. SO WITH THAT I HEREBY GIVE YOU AN ALL NEW EDITION OF WHAT I LOVE TO CALL FAKE NEWS STARRING CLINTON KELLY: