OK SO AS YOU ALL PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW THAT IT IS ONCE AGAIN THAT TIME OF THE WEEK. YES, IT IS TUESDAY. AND SINCE IT IS ONCE AGAIN TUESDAY THEN THAT MEANS THAT IT IS ALSO TIME FOR ANOTHER BLOG. NOW FOR TODAY'S BLOG AND SINCE IT WAS EASTER ON THIS PAST SUNDAY THEN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN IF I STAYED ALONG IN THE EASTER SPIRIT OF THINGS. SO FOR TODAY'S BLOG IS GOING TO BE THE 10 REASONS WHY I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY IS GAY. NOW I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR QUITE AWHILE AND I'M SURE ONCE YOU HERE ME OUT THEN YOU WILL AGREE WITH ME. SO WITH THAT I HEREBY GIVE YOU THE 10 REASONS WHY I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY:
1.) ALL THE HOPPING
OK SO THE FIRST REASON WHY I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS THE FACT THAT THE EASTER BUNNY HOPS EVERYWHERE HE GOES. LIKE SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE HOPPING. YOU WOULD THINK THE EASTER BUNNY WOULD EVENTUALLY GET TIRED OF ALL THE HOPPING AND JUST WALK A COUPLE O TIMES IN BETWEEN SOME OF THE HOPPING. YOU WOULD THINK THAT THE BUNNY WILL HAVE SOME KIND OF EASTER BUNNY CAR TO RIDE ALONG IT. IT JUST SEEMS A LITTLE WEIRD FOR HIM TO JUST HOP ALL OVER THE PLACE.
2.) CRAPS COLORFUL JELLY BEANS
OK SO THE NEXT REASON WHY I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS THE FACT THAT THE EASTER BUNNY CRAPS COLORFUL LITTLE JELLY BEANS ALL OVER THE PLACE. NOW A BUNCH OF JELLY BEANS TOGETHER WILL LOOK SO PRETTY BECAUSE JELLY BEANS ARE RAINBOW COLORS. NOW AND GAY GUYS AND RAINBOWS GO TOGETHER REALLY GOOD. SO WHEN THE EASTER BUNNY CRAPS THE COLORFUL JELLY BEANS ALL OVER THE PLACE. NEED I GO ON.
3.) PASTEL COLORS
OK SO THE NEXT REASON WHY I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS THE PASTEL COLORS. THE MAIN COLORS OF EASTER ARE PASTELS. AND I KNOW THAT THE PASTELS COLORS ARE THE REPRESENTATION OF SPRING BUT THERE ALSO TO PRETTY. AND IT'S ALSO ASSOCIATED WITH THE PASTELS AND THE EASTER BUNNY THAT IT ALL SEEMS A LITTLE WEIRD TO ME.
4.) FLUFFY BUNNY
OK SO THE NEXT REASON IN WHICH I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS JUST THE FACT THAT THE EASTER BUNNY IS A LITTLE FLUFFY BUNNY. NOW THE EASTER BUNNY IS JUST A SOFT, LITTLE, CUDDLING, FLUFFY BUNNY.
5.) ALWAYS HIDES THE EGGS
OK SO THE NEXT REASON IN WHICH I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS THE FACT THAT THE EASTER BUNNY ALWAYS WANTS TO HIDE THE EGGS. THE EASTER BUNNY LOVES TO HIDE THE EGGS AND SEND PEOPLE ON A HUNT TO TRY TO FIND THEM. NOW THE EASTER BUNNY ALWAYS HIDES THE EGGS IN PLACES WHERE THERE LOW PLACES AND WHEN YOU FIND THE EGG YOU HAVE TO BEND OVER TO GET TO IT. AND THE EASTER BUNNY ALWAYS MAKES IT SO HARD TO FIND THE EGGS.
6.) LOVES TO STUFF THINGS
OK SO THE NEXT REASON IN WHICH I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS THE FACT THAT HE LOVES TO STUFF THINGS. NOW EVERYONE HAS GOTTEN A EASTER BASKET. AND ONCE YOU GET THE EASTER BASKET IT IS ALWAYS SO STUFF THAT IF YOU JUST TAKE OUT ONE CHOCOLATE BUNNY THEN EVERYTHING ELSE WILL COME FALLING OUT OF IT. IT'S LIKE AN EASTER EDITION OF JENGA. NOW ANYWAYS I'M NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT A TOO FILLED BASKET BECAUSE LET'S ALL ADMIT IT THAT IT IS AMAZING WHEN THE EASTER BASKET IS FILLED TO THE TOP WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF DIFFERENT KINDS OF CHOCOLATE.
7.) LOVES TO SHAKE HIS LITTLE COTTONTAIL
OK SO THE NEXT REASON IN WHICH I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS THE FACT THAT THE EASTER BUNNY LOVES TO SHAKE HIS LITTLE COTTONTAIL. THE EASTER BUNNY JUST LOVES TO SHAKE HIS LITTLE COTTONTAIL AS HE IS HOPPING DOWN THE BUNNY TRAIL.
8.) ALWAYS TAKES THE BUNNY TRAIL
OK SO THE NEST REASON IN WHICH I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS THE FACT THAT THE EASTER BUNNY LOVES TO ALWAYS TAKE THE BUNNY TRAIL. NOW THE EASTER BUNNY JUST ALWAYS LOVES TO HOP DOWN THE BUNNY TRAIL, HIPPITY HOPPITY BECAUSE EASTER IS ON ITS WAY.
9.) THE FLUFFY EARS
OK SO THE NEXT REASON IN WHICH I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS THE FACT THAT IT IS JUST ABOUT THE FLUFFY EARS. NOW I KNOW THAT THE EASTER BUNNY IS A BUNNY AND IT IS JUST THE EARS AND THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO BE FLUFFY BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THAT IT WOULD BE WEIRD IF THEY WEREN'T. ANYWAYS THE FLUFFY EARS ARE REALLY FLUFFY THOUGH BUT I LOVE IT AND IT IS SO CUTE.
10.) MOST OF THE CHOCOLATE IS CREAM FILLED
OK SO MY LAST REASON IN WHICH I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS THE FACT THAT MOST OF THE CHOCOLATE EGGS ARE CREAM FILLED. NOW PERSONALLY THIS IS MY FAVORITE. AND IF YOU ALL ARE FAMILIAR WITH GAY GUYS THEN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT GAY GUYS LOVE THINGS THAT ARE CREAM FILLED AND IF GAY GUYS COULD WALK AROUND WITH A SHIRT ON THAT SAID CREAM FILLED THEN THEY SO WOULD. ANYWAYS THINK ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE MOST OF THE EASTER EGGS CHOCOLATES ARE CREAM FILLED. LIKE FOR EXAMPLE, THE CADBURY CREAM EGGS, WHICH EVERYONE LOVES. I MEAN WHY WOULDN'T YOU LOVE THE CADBURY CREAM EGGS, THEY ARE FILLED WITH THE MOST DELICIOUS CREAM EVER. YOU TAKE A BITE OUT OF A CADBURY CREAM EGG AND IT IS JUST HEAVEN, IT'S JUST SO AMAZING, I LOVE IT. WHICH GOES TO SHOW YOU THAT EVERYTHING IS BETTER WHEN FILLED WITH CREAM. CREAM FILLED FOR LIFE!!!!!!
OK WELL THERE YOU ALL HAVE IT. THIS HAS BEEN THE 10 REASONS IN WHICH I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY. I HOPE AFTER EXPLAINING MYSELF TO ALL OF YOU GUYS THEN YOU ALL OF YOU ARE ALL ON MY SIDE AND AGREE WITH ME. AND IF YOU LIKE TO TAKE THE TIME THEN PLEASE DO AND LIKE AND COMMENT ON THIS DOWN BELOW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT. ALSO IF YOU LIKE THEN YOU CAN FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER. I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU GUYS AND I PROMISE I WILL WRITE TO ALL OF YOU GUYS AGAIN. I LOVE YOU ALL SO SO MUCH AND I WILL SEE YOU ALL AGAIN. BUT FOR NOW BYE AND REMEMBER TO STAY CREAM FILLED OR LIFE!!!!!!!!
CREAM-FILLED FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!
1.) ALL THE HOPPING
OK SO THE FIRST REASON WHY I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS THE FACT THAT THE EASTER BUNNY HOPS EVERYWHERE HE GOES. LIKE SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE HOPPING. YOU WOULD THINK THE EASTER BUNNY WOULD EVENTUALLY GET TIRED OF ALL THE HOPPING AND JUST WALK A COUPLE O TIMES IN BETWEEN SOME OF THE HOPPING. YOU WOULD THINK THAT THE BUNNY WILL HAVE SOME KIND OF EASTER BUNNY CAR TO RIDE ALONG IT. IT JUST SEEMS A LITTLE WEIRD FOR HIM TO JUST HOP ALL OVER THE PLACE.
2.) CRAPS COLORFUL JELLY BEANS
OK SO THE NEXT REASON WHY I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS THE FACT THAT THE EASTER BUNNY CRAPS COLORFUL LITTLE JELLY BEANS ALL OVER THE PLACE. NOW A BUNCH OF JELLY BEANS TOGETHER WILL LOOK SO PRETTY BECAUSE JELLY BEANS ARE RAINBOW COLORS. NOW AND GAY GUYS AND RAINBOWS GO TOGETHER REALLY GOOD. SO WHEN THE EASTER BUNNY CRAPS THE COLORFUL JELLY BEANS ALL OVER THE PLACE. NEED I GO ON.
3.) PASTEL COLORS
OK SO THE NEXT REASON WHY I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS THE PASTEL COLORS. THE MAIN COLORS OF EASTER ARE PASTELS. AND I KNOW THAT THE PASTELS COLORS ARE THE REPRESENTATION OF SPRING BUT THERE ALSO TO PRETTY. AND IT'S ALSO ASSOCIATED WITH THE PASTELS AND THE EASTER BUNNY THAT IT ALL SEEMS A LITTLE WEIRD TO ME.
4.) FLUFFY BUNNY
OK SO THE NEXT REASON IN WHICH I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS JUST THE FACT THAT THE EASTER BUNNY IS A LITTLE FLUFFY BUNNY. NOW THE EASTER BUNNY IS JUST A SOFT, LITTLE, CUDDLING, FLUFFY BUNNY.
5.) ALWAYS HIDES THE EGGS
OK SO THE NEXT REASON IN WHICH I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS THE FACT THAT THE EASTER BUNNY ALWAYS WANTS TO HIDE THE EGGS. THE EASTER BUNNY LOVES TO HIDE THE EGGS AND SEND PEOPLE ON A HUNT TO TRY TO FIND THEM. NOW THE EASTER BUNNY ALWAYS HIDES THE EGGS IN PLACES WHERE THERE LOW PLACES AND WHEN YOU FIND THE EGG YOU HAVE TO BEND OVER TO GET TO IT. AND THE EASTER BUNNY ALWAYS MAKES IT SO HARD TO FIND THE EGGS.
6.) LOVES TO STUFF THINGS
OK SO THE NEXT REASON IN WHICH I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS THE FACT THAT HE LOVES TO STUFF THINGS. NOW EVERYONE HAS GOTTEN A EASTER BASKET. AND ONCE YOU GET THE EASTER BASKET IT IS ALWAYS SO STUFF THAT IF YOU JUST TAKE OUT ONE CHOCOLATE BUNNY THEN EVERYTHING ELSE WILL COME FALLING OUT OF IT. IT'S LIKE AN EASTER EDITION OF JENGA. NOW ANYWAYS I'M NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT A TOO FILLED BASKET BECAUSE LET'S ALL ADMIT IT THAT IT IS AMAZING WHEN THE EASTER BASKET IS FILLED TO THE TOP WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF DIFFERENT KINDS OF CHOCOLATE.
7.) LOVES TO SHAKE HIS LITTLE COTTONTAIL
OK SO THE NEXT REASON IN WHICH I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS THE FACT THAT THE EASTER BUNNY LOVES TO SHAKE HIS LITTLE COTTONTAIL. THE EASTER BUNNY JUST LOVES TO SHAKE HIS LITTLE COTTONTAIL AS HE IS HOPPING DOWN THE BUNNY TRAIL.
8.) ALWAYS TAKES THE BUNNY TRAIL
OK SO THE NEST REASON IN WHICH I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS THE FACT THAT THE EASTER BUNNY LOVES TO ALWAYS TAKE THE BUNNY TRAIL. NOW THE EASTER BUNNY JUST ALWAYS LOVES TO HOP DOWN THE BUNNY TRAIL, HIPPITY HOPPITY BECAUSE EASTER IS ON ITS WAY.
9.) THE FLUFFY EARS
OK SO THE NEXT REASON IN WHICH I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS THE FACT THAT IT IS JUST ABOUT THE FLUFFY EARS. NOW I KNOW THAT THE EASTER BUNNY IS A BUNNY AND IT IS JUST THE EARS AND THEY ARE SUPPOSE TO BE FLUFFY BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THAT IT WOULD BE WEIRD IF THEY WEREN'T. ANYWAYS THE FLUFFY EARS ARE REALLY FLUFFY THOUGH BUT I LOVE IT AND IT IS SO CUTE.
10.) MOST OF THE CHOCOLATE IS CREAM FILLED
OK SO MY LAST REASON IN WHICH I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY IS THE FACT THAT MOST OF THE CHOCOLATE EGGS ARE CREAM FILLED. NOW PERSONALLY THIS IS MY FAVORITE. AND IF YOU ALL ARE FAMILIAR WITH GAY GUYS THEN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT GAY GUYS LOVE THINGS THAT ARE CREAM FILLED AND IF GAY GUYS COULD WALK AROUND WITH A SHIRT ON THAT SAID CREAM FILLED THEN THEY SO WOULD. ANYWAYS THINK ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE MOST OF THE EASTER EGGS CHOCOLATES ARE CREAM FILLED. LIKE FOR EXAMPLE, THE CADBURY CREAM EGGS, WHICH EVERYONE LOVES. I MEAN WHY WOULDN'T YOU LOVE THE CADBURY CREAM EGGS, THEY ARE FILLED WITH THE MOST DELICIOUS CREAM EVER. YOU TAKE A BITE OUT OF A CADBURY CREAM EGG AND IT IS JUST HEAVEN, IT'S JUST SO AMAZING, I LOVE IT. WHICH GOES TO SHOW YOU THAT EVERYTHING IS BETTER WHEN FILLED WITH CREAM. CREAM FILLED FOR LIFE!!!!!!
OK WELL THERE YOU ALL HAVE IT. THIS HAS BEEN THE 10 REASONS IN WHICH I CONSIDER THE EASTER BUNNY TO BE GAY. I HOPE AFTER EXPLAINING MYSELF TO ALL OF YOU GUYS THEN YOU ALL OF YOU ARE ALL ON MY SIDE AND AGREE WITH ME. AND IF YOU LIKE TO TAKE THE TIME THEN PLEASE DO AND LIKE AND COMMENT ON THIS DOWN BELOW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT. ALSO IF YOU LIKE THEN YOU CAN FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER. I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU GUYS AND I PROMISE I WILL WRITE TO ALL OF YOU GUYS AGAIN. I LOVE YOU ALL SO SO MUCH AND I WILL SEE YOU ALL AGAIN. BUT FOR NOW BYE AND REMEMBER TO STAY CREAM FILLED OR LIFE!!!!!!!!
CREAM-FILLED FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!