Ok so today I would love to talk about all of the things us girls do everyday. Mostly the things we do that we will never every admit to mostly because that would not be good on our reputations. Anyways us girls do all sorts of things everyday. Some of the things we would always love to talk about like make-up and shopping, but the things we do that we never would even think about admitting to people that we do them is what I'm going to talk about for this blog. So with that here are the six things girls do everyday that we will never ever even think about admitting to:
1.) Stalking Our Ex
Ok so the first thing that girls do that their never ever admit to is that we stalk our ex. We always stalk our ex. We have to stalk our ex. It's not that we are still hung up on you, it's just that we always want to know what you'd been up to. We have to know what you're doing, who you been doing, and we want to see if you're torn apart and suffering without us. And here's the thing, we do this because you're never ever going to find out that we stalk you because we will never tell you, that we are. Why would we tell you that we been stalking you, if we tell you then it's not really considered stalking anymore. We have to be very careful when stalking our ex because you guys can not find out about it. We're go to your house at night and peep through the windows just to see if your with anyone, and we're stalk out all your social media profiles. Basically once you break up with us you have to know that it isn't the end. We will continue stalking our ex even when we have moved on too.
2.) What we really mean when we say "no" to gifts
Ok so now the next thing girls do that we will never ever even consider about admitting too is what we really mean when we say "no" to gifts. Now guys when we say "no" to gifts it doesn't mean we don't want a gift. We are tricking you when we say this because it means that we actually do want a gift, and you better get us a gift. Who doesn't like getting gifts. Everyone likes receiving gifts. So basically always give us gifts even when we say we don't want one.
3.) We secretly hate you a little
Ok so the next thing we do that we won't ever admit too is the fact that we already secretly hate you a little. Now we don't hate you where we would secretly plan out a way to get rid of you or break up but it's that we hate you because we think that it's not fair that we make up ourselves and get all doll up even when we're just staying at home and you guys are just not even trying to look good for us. We try so much harder to look pretty for you guys and you don't do the same for us.
4.) What we're really doing in the restroom
Ok so the next thing we do that we don't ever admit is what we're really doing in the restrooms. Now everyone knows that girls take forever in the restrooms but it's not that we're using the restroom, NO. We go into the restrooms to fix our make up and fix our hair and if it's a public restroom then we're take out a Sharpie marker and write cruel and unusual stuff about our most recent ex on the stall wall. It's just polite and it's our write. So basically when we're out on a date with you and when we say "I'll be back, I'm going to the restroom" just remember that we're not going in there to use it, we go in there to fix are make up because we have to look like perfection at all times.
5.) We pee in the shower
Now the next thing we do that we will never ever admit is the fact that we pee in the shower. Now who doesn't pee in the shower. Everyone pees in the shower. It's multitasking. And it's just easier and quicker because if you have to pee and you're already in the shower then I never met a person who would get out of the shower to pee, no, you're just going to pee, because you're already in the shower and there is already water running all over you so it really doesn't matter anyways because it will automatically wash off of you. Anyways so basically even though we pee in the shower and we know everyone else pees in the shower we still aren't going to admit it because you guys don't need to know that we do that and you never will. It's just polite and considerate.
6.) We think about sex
Ok so the last thing, but certainly not least, that we secretly do is that we think about sex. Just like you guys do everyday, us girls are thinking about sex too. We think about sex, espiacially when we see someone who just blows us away with extreme hotness. If we see someone whose just so gorgeous then we will sometimes start to undress him with our eyes. I mean I'm not ashamed to say that ever time I see a picture of the actor Joe Manganiello I'm already undressing him in my mind and thinking about what it would be like to get in bed with him. Anyways there you go. We are a lot like you guys in the same way that we think about sex everyday, well actually maybe not in the same way you guys do but a lot similar.
Anyways there you go, this has been the six things that us girls do that we will never= ever even consider admitting too. If you know about more I would love to hear about them, you can comment down below and like this. I'm really enjoying writing these blogs for you guys and I will continue. Please if you'd like you can follow me on Twitter and I will definitely write to you guys again. I love you guys so so much and I promise I will keep the blogs coming. Bye for now!!
1.) Stalking Our Ex
Ok so the first thing that girls do that their never ever admit to is that we stalk our ex. We always stalk our ex. We have to stalk our ex. It's not that we are still hung up on you, it's just that we always want to know what you'd been up to. We have to know what you're doing, who you been doing, and we want to see if you're torn apart and suffering without us. And here's the thing, we do this because you're never ever going to find out that we stalk you because we will never tell you, that we are. Why would we tell you that we been stalking you, if we tell you then it's not really considered stalking anymore. We have to be very careful when stalking our ex because you guys can not find out about it. We're go to your house at night and peep through the windows just to see if your with anyone, and we're stalk out all your social media profiles. Basically once you break up with us you have to know that it isn't the end. We will continue stalking our ex even when we have moved on too.
2.) What we really mean when we say "no" to gifts
Ok so now the next thing girls do that we will never ever even consider about admitting too is what we really mean when we say "no" to gifts. Now guys when we say "no" to gifts it doesn't mean we don't want a gift. We are tricking you when we say this because it means that we actually do want a gift, and you better get us a gift. Who doesn't like getting gifts. Everyone likes receiving gifts. So basically always give us gifts even when we say we don't want one.
3.) We secretly hate you a little
Ok so the next thing we do that we won't ever admit too is the fact that we already secretly hate you a little. Now we don't hate you where we would secretly plan out a way to get rid of you or break up but it's that we hate you because we think that it's not fair that we make up ourselves and get all doll up even when we're just staying at home and you guys are just not even trying to look good for us. We try so much harder to look pretty for you guys and you don't do the same for us.
4.) What we're really doing in the restroom
Ok so the next thing we do that we don't ever admit is what we're really doing in the restrooms. Now everyone knows that girls take forever in the restrooms but it's not that we're using the restroom, NO. We go into the restrooms to fix our make up and fix our hair and if it's a public restroom then we're take out a Sharpie marker and write cruel and unusual stuff about our most recent ex on the stall wall. It's just polite and it's our write. So basically when we're out on a date with you and when we say "I'll be back, I'm going to the restroom" just remember that we're not going in there to use it, we go in there to fix are make up because we have to look like perfection at all times.
5.) We pee in the shower
Now the next thing we do that we will never ever admit is the fact that we pee in the shower. Now who doesn't pee in the shower. Everyone pees in the shower. It's multitasking. And it's just easier and quicker because if you have to pee and you're already in the shower then I never met a person who would get out of the shower to pee, no, you're just going to pee, because you're already in the shower and there is already water running all over you so it really doesn't matter anyways because it will automatically wash off of you. Anyways so basically even though we pee in the shower and we know everyone else pees in the shower we still aren't going to admit it because you guys don't need to know that we do that and you never will. It's just polite and considerate.
6.) We think about sex
Ok so the last thing, but certainly not least, that we secretly do is that we think about sex. Just like you guys do everyday, us girls are thinking about sex too. We think about sex, espiacially when we see someone who just blows us away with extreme hotness. If we see someone whose just so gorgeous then we will sometimes start to undress him with our eyes. I mean I'm not ashamed to say that ever time I see a picture of the actor Joe Manganiello I'm already undressing him in my mind and thinking about what it would be like to get in bed with him. Anyways there you go. We are a lot like you guys in the same way that we think about sex everyday, well actually maybe not in the same way you guys do but a lot similar.
Anyways there you go, this has been the six things that us girls do that we will never= ever even consider admitting too. If you know about more I would love to hear about them, you can comment down below and like this. I'm really enjoying writing these blogs for you guys and I will continue. Please if you'd like you can follow me on Twitter and I will definitely write to you guys again. I love you guys so so much and I promise I will keep the blogs coming. Bye for now!!