So today I want to talk about Tinder. To be more specific, the guys you meet on Tinder. Now first of all, everyone's heard of Tinder, some even call it the straight Grinder, and by some I mean me. But anyways let's talk about it. Now first of all I don't mind people using Tinder to meet people because you know it's their life, all I'm going to say is if you're going to use Tinder, "Proceed With Caution". I say this because the guys on Tinder aren't really normal, which is probably why their using a smartphone app to meet new people. I don't get it but I've have notice that you can group these guys in different categories from the way they act just based on their profiles. So I'm here to do exactly that. And by that I hereby give you the six guys you'll meet on Tinder:
1.) The Cheesy Pick-Up Line Guy:
Ok so I'm sure who ever you are you have definitely ran into one of these guys, whether or not in public or online. I mean how can not, they're everywhere. Now I'm not saying these guys are horrible but there's a time and place for one of these. Now I'm not saying all of these kinds of guys are all bad because some of them are actually really tasteful and some of them are just so wrong and should never be said in public or online. But anyways these guys aren't all bad so if you are one of those who come across one of these guys then take my advice and:"Proceed With Caution".
2.) The Lack Of Conversation Guy:
Now we all ran into this guy. This guy has no idea how to start a conversation so they will just start the conversation with one word. Some of this guys favorites are either, hey, what's up, hi, sup, ok, and even yes. Now someone who doesn't know how to communicate are the most boring people ever. Someone who gives one worded answers to everything is not someone you would have a conversation because lets be honest a conversation with this guy would be really boring. So try to stay clear of this guy and if you are going to approach this guy then take my advice and: "Proceed With Caution".
3.) The "Mystery Man":
Now lets talk about the so called "Mystery Man". Now basically this is the guy who doesn't post any pictures on his profile but gives a link to his Instagram account. I don't really get the point this guy is trying to make because all you have to do is search for him on Instagram and you can see what he looks like. And then after you do this you're just like "Ok, well that was a nice five minutes of mystery". But anyways this guy isn't that bad he just does not make a lot of sense so if yo do like someone like this take my advice from before: "Proceed With Caution".
4.) The Cliche:
Net we have the "Cliche" guy. We all know this guy. He's the most popular one, everyone knows about. This guy is just so predictable, you always know what he is going to say. This guy is the least clever of them all. Predictability is not at all fun to be around. Everyone likes to be spontaneous. No one likes someone who you can predict their every move because that will get old quick. So basically stay away from this guy. And if you're into that then take my advice and: "Proceed With Caution".
5.) Obsessed With Himself Guy:
Ok now this guy is the one who is just obsessed with himself. We all ran into this guy, in public and online. He's the one who just has a bunch of selfies of himself posted on his profile and is always constantly talking about himself., This guy just doesn't shut up about himself, he just thinks he is everything, he doesn't care about you or what you like, he just wants to talk about himself, and complain about everything that's going on in his life, he doesn't care about you or anyone else or anyone's feelings, basically this guy is like Kanye West, he only cares about himself and overall just a complete fucking dick. Bottom line you really don't think about this guy having a lot of friends because if he did he would just piss them off anyways and they would leave him. So this guy is not the type of person anyone would want to hang around with.
6.) The "What Are You Doing Tonight Guy":
Last but certainly not least is the guy who starts every conversation with the phrase, "What Are You Doing Tonight". Now obvious the guys who ask this are idiots. The only people who are going to actually answer "Yes" to these are gay guys. Now I don't know why guys would ask this to someone they just met but it's ok. Do guys actually think that someone would actually say "Yes" to this. This is not ok. And I don't know why they always ask this, we know what it means, ok we are not the idiots, the people who ask this question are. Anyways if you are one of those hos who would answer yes to this guy then take my advice and: "Proceed With Caution".
Ok well there you have it. These were the six guys you'll meet on Tinder. Now these guys aren't all that bad, some of them are actually really fun to talk to once you get into the conversation but if you are going to approach one of these guys then take my advice and: "Proceed With Caution". I only say that because it is Tinder and they are using a smartphone app to meet people which I really do not get. I mean I don't know why they don't want to go out in public and meet new people face to face, but I don't know. Like I said before "Proceed With Caution" because "Dicks On The Internet May Be Closer Then They Appear".
1.) The Cheesy Pick-Up Line Guy:
Ok so I'm sure who ever you are you have definitely ran into one of these guys, whether or not in public or online. I mean how can not, they're everywhere. Now I'm not saying these guys are horrible but there's a time and place for one of these. Now I'm not saying all of these kinds of guys are all bad because some of them are actually really tasteful and some of them are just so wrong and should never be said in public or online. But anyways these guys aren't all bad so if you are one of those who come across one of these guys then take my advice and:"Proceed With Caution".
2.) The Lack Of Conversation Guy:
Now we all ran into this guy. This guy has no idea how to start a conversation so they will just start the conversation with one word. Some of this guys favorites are either, hey, what's up, hi, sup, ok, and even yes. Now someone who doesn't know how to communicate are the most boring people ever. Someone who gives one worded answers to everything is not someone you would have a conversation because lets be honest a conversation with this guy would be really boring. So try to stay clear of this guy and if you are going to approach this guy then take my advice and: "Proceed With Caution".
3.) The "Mystery Man":
Now lets talk about the so called "Mystery Man". Now basically this is the guy who doesn't post any pictures on his profile but gives a link to his Instagram account. I don't really get the point this guy is trying to make because all you have to do is search for him on Instagram and you can see what he looks like. And then after you do this you're just like "Ok, well that was a nice five minutes of mystery". But anyways this guy isn't that bad he just does not make a lot of sense so if yo do like someone like this take my advice from before: "Proceed With Caution".
4.) The Cliche:
Net we have the "Cliche" guy. We all know this guy. He's the most popular one, everyone knows about. This guy is just so predictable, you always know what he is going to say. This guy is the least clever of them all. Predictability is not at all fun to be around. Everyone likes to be spontaneous. No one likes someone who you can predict their every move because that will get old quick. So basically stay away from this guy. And if you're into that then take my advice and: "Proceed With Caution".
5.) Obsessed With Himself Guy:
Ok now this guy is the one who is just obsessed with himself. We all ran into this guy, in public and online. He's the one who just has a bunch of selfies of himself posted on his profile and is always constantly talking about himself., This guy just doesn't shut up about himself, he just thinks he is everything, he doesn't care about you or what you like, he just wants to talk about himself, and complain about everything that's going on in his life, he doesn't care about you or anyone else or anyone's feelings, basically this guy is like Kanye West, he only cares about himself and overall just a complete fucking dick. Bottom line you really don't think about this guy having a lot of friends because if he did he would just piss them off anyways and they would leave him. So this guy is not the type of person anyone would want to hang around with.
6.) The "What Are You Doing Tonight Guy":
Last but certainly not least is the guy who starts every conversation with the phrase, "What Are You Doing Tonight". Now obvious the guys who ask this are idiots. The only people who are going to actually answer "Yes" to these are gay guys. Now I don't know why guys would ask this to someone they just met but it's ok. Do guys actually think that someone would actually say "Yes" to this. This is not ok. And I don't know why they always ask this, we know what it means, ok we are not the idiots, the people who ask this question are. Anyways if you are one of those hos who would answer yes to this guy then take my advice and: "Proceed With Caution".
Ok well there you have it. These were the six guys you'll meet on Tinder. Now these guys aren't all that bad, some of them are actually really fun to talk to once you get into the conversation but if you are going to approach one of these guys then take my advice and: "Proceed With Caution". I only say that because it is Tinder and they are using a smartphone app to meet people which I really do not get. I mean I don't know why they don't want to go out in public and meet new people face to face, but I don't know. Like I said before "Proceed With Caution" because "Dicks On The Internet May Be Closer Then They Appear".